Maina Kageni Explains Why He Will Be Quitting Facebook Soon

Maina Kageni has announced that he will be quitting Facebook for the following reasons:

” Wait till class one students in Kenya start getting laptops & you’ll start seeing status updates like this ones:
1 – Naskia kupupu.
2 – Sioni dolly yangu.
3 – Kunyonya nayo.
4 – Nimejikunia daro.
5 – Leo nimefungwa pampers ndogo.
6 – Std. 1 bye Std. 2 here I come.
7 – <After tagging a friends> Laptop yangu nikubwa kushinda zenu …”

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