After Getting Saved, Here Are Size 8’s New Terms And Conditions For A Man

When Size 8 got saved, a lot of people’s hearts were broken.

I for one, really, REALLY liked the old Size 8, but alas, who am I to control her life choices? For us though, there remained a glimmer of hope, albeit small, when Willy M. Tuva asked her the following questions

Tuva: “Ukiwa born again kuna mambo yanabadilika. Does this mean that very soon you’ll be getting married?”

Size 8: “Sasa hiyo ni mambo ya bwana?(laughs) Mi nimeogopa hiyo nimeanza kufuata Mungu. Lakini Mungu akinipatia bwana hivyo well and good.”

Tuva: “Una mchumba?”

Size 8: “Hapana niko tu single yaani.”

Tuva: “Na je wakijitokeza?”

Size 8: “Sasa Mungu atanisaidia nichague yule amenipangia.”

Tuva: “What are the qualities of your mchumba?”

Size 8: “Number 1, he has to be a saved man. Mtu anapenda Mungu. Mwenye anamcha Mungu. Good morals. Alafu pia hardworking, na anipende as Christ loves the church.”

Tuva: “Ai, Size 8, mbona masharti hivyo? Kwa hivyo wakitokea masela masela hivi hautawaruhusu?”

DJ Flash: “Masufferer wa Mungu?”

Size 8: “Ukiwa kwenye light lazima pia upatane na mtu pia ako kwenye light”