Classic 105 Morning Show Women Fans Unsympathetically Addressed

It’s without a doubt that Classic 105’s breakfast show, “Maina and King’ang’I in The Morning” is the biggest morning show on Kenyan radio. Now, every morning, the duo, Maina Kageni and Mwalimu King’ang’i try to solve your relationship issues and boy, some of the calls received will leave you wondering how on earth some things take place. It now appears, women are the biggest fans of this show going by the number of calls they make during the show.

Apparently, somebody has not been taking lightly the ladies’ opinion about the male species during the show and decided to address them since everyone else seems to have turned a blind eye to it. Take a look;

Morning Married Woman,

I heard You call into the Maina Kageni Classic 105 show, I heard You lamenting about how Your Man is lousy in bed, I heard you broadcast your Man’s weaknesses to the public, I heard You jeering at Your Man, leering at Your Man, lambasting and deriding Your Man ON NATIONAL RADIO! I heard You, Woman!

According to You, he’s a dog!
According to You, he’s lousy!
According to You, he is the reason Marriage sucks!
According to You, ALL MEN are jerks, idiots!

BUT HEY,
Maina will NEVER give Your Man a reason to come home early, THATS YOUR JOB!
Maina will NEVER tell Your Man how to make love to You, THAT’S YOUR JOB!
Maina will NEVER tell your Man what turns you on, THATS YOUR JOB!
Maina will NEVER remind your Man it’s your birthday/­anniversary, THATS YOUR JOB!
Maina will NEVER enlarge your Man’s manhood, ITS NATURE. You either PUT UP with it or SHUT UP!
Maina will never spice Up your sex life, THATS YOUR JOB!

My dear Lady,
It’s about time You started appreciating that Man…It’s about time You started loving that Man like You used to….It’s about time You started treating him like You used to.,. It’s about time You started thanking God for that Man…It’s about time You rekindled that LOVE!

Ask Michelle Obama the stuff she’s been through, AND YET HER MARRIAGE is still going strong!
Ask Hillary Clinton the stuff she’s been through, AND YET HER MARRIAGE is still going strong…
Ask Jada-Pinkett Smith what stuff she’s been through, AND YET HER MARRIAGE is still going strong!

Hey,
Quit Bitching!
Quit whining!
Quit complaining!
Quit grambling!

Before you JUDGE and CURSE your Man, try to UNDERSTAND and BLESS Him!
Maybe, YOU ARE THE REASON HE’S THE JERK HE IS!

You have a choice;
Either choose to entertain the Nation with stories on how crappy Your Man is, OR choose to entertain HIM with stories on How Blessed You are to have Him!

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!!!

WISE Women are busy trying to make their marriages work, while STUPID women are busy seeking advice from a clownish Radio Presenter—who is NOT even Married!

[Cabu Gah]