Open Letter: A Response To All Octopizzo’s Haters!

I’ve been noticing a rather alarming trend of late. Everyone plus their aunties wants to take shots at Numba Nane’s finest!

It would seem everyone and their aunties have some sort of beef with Octopizzo. When underground artist Cabu Gah wrote an open letter to Octopizzo, he was expressing himself and that’s all fine and dandy like unicorns and rainbows but what left me gobsmacked was the support his action garnered. Everyone crawled out of the crevices they’d been hiding in and commented on the article talking alot of defecate about Octo.

From illuminati allegations to homosexual slurs. From bile to piss to venom. The comment section wasn’t short of witches brew! And to be honest I am confused. I thought that people would really rally around Octo who has such a remarkable tale of rags to riches that I felt alot of people could relate to. He epitomizes hardwork and initiative which should be a stellar lesson for youth everywhere. But I was dismayed to see everyone cheapen his blood sweat and tears! His struggle to leave the slums of Kibera behind and provide comfort and luxury not just for himself but for his loved ones as well.

With that said, I figured I should respond. If he won’t then he may as well do with a champion. I could tell all of you to jonze off. But that is too simple. Let me start with Cabu Gah. Record the song. Keep your beef with Octo off the net and in songs. Channel your beef and let it fuel your creativity. Record the song. You can’t expect anyone to take you seriously if you post letters and lyrics with no song. Gain some traction.

And for the rest of you. Stop singing that same monkey’s chorus about illuminati. What in the glorious sun’sname is illuminati? Do your parents belong to it? No? Then shut up. Your ignorance is polluting the air. I’d much rather catch whiffs of your nausea inducing farts! Why you dey lookoo looko am business? You fit keep eye off Octo’s affairs. Keep your mind on what affects your rate of respiration. Whether it be passing exams or making money. You look like fools talking about things you do not know or understand. And on that note, I will dispatch the next fool to call me asking how to join the illuminati from the land of the living! Leave dis place!

Stop talking about gay men too! unless you bite the pillow how would you know who is gay and who is not? And on that note where did this notion that homosexuals are weak come from? They have things shoved where they should not and smile like they are having fun! That takes infinite strength and tolerance to pain! And unless you’ve been to bed with a man, how do you know whether they are gay? Nonsense! Leave dis place!

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Octo, keep making music, keep making money. Keep doing what you have to to ensure you provide that luxury for your daughter and those around you. Empty debes make the most noise they say. Ignore all the murmurs from those jealous of the fact that you had the to pursue your dreams! Make more music!