5 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE A DEEJAY
You see them at the club upon lofty perch and like most besotted females, you find them irresistable.
Women are genetically wired to look for certain traits in men and most Deejays possess the desired traits. They have power: the power to move masses (without buying votes or lying like most politicians). They possess charisma: think about it, why do radio Deejays get to be on radio? And these days, they have money.
Uncle Chim Tuna has everything a lass would desire and more but this isn’t about him. and besides, i am a good guy. This is about bad boy Deejays.
Here is a list i have compiled from watching a close friend of mine go through heart-ache after heart-ache chasing after a popular Deejay who spins at a club i actually like.
#5 Time is a constant issue
Deejays need to practice. And when they aren’t practicing, they are out on their grind hassling shows. And when they aren’t out hassling gigs, they are catching up on much needed sleep. Or they could be updating their musical catalogue.
So why are you driving them insane with your constant whining about time? The lad is trying to get to the top just as Dj Creme did, as Dj Joe Mfalme did, self same way Dj Kaytrixx had to scratch his way to the top. Gerroff him and be a dear and fetch the lad a sandwich.
#4 They constantly have hordes of adoring female groupies
Let’s face it, in Kenya, very few people get to enjoy a rockstar lifestyle and Deejays are amongst the chosen few (well, them, politicians, #TeamGhafla and long distance athletes).
I watch Deejays beat off female fans and stalkers alike with a broom and i watch their significant others turn green with envy. Listen, nne, amaka, mrembo, dede Chim’s niece, if you can’t hack feeling jealous every night your lad has a set to perform at some big name concert or just at a club, don’t date him.
And lets’s face it, how many women are comfortable seeing other women throw themselves at their your man?
#3 Their life is constantly fun
Remember what i said about Deejays and Team ghafla being rockstars? Think about it, as you go to class or work on your 9-5grind, your boyfriend is chilling out sampling new music or mixing. When the night rises, he’s out meeting new people and lasses and basically having a party.
Face it, the lad get’s paid to party so as a professional it’s only right that he takes his job seriously and party hearty! Hard not to get resentful isn’t it?
#2 Your parents won’t be eager to meet him
Think about it, you have a steady who is a Deejay. No biggie aye? You get to go to all the happening parties for free and you get to hob-knob with the who is who. What could possibly suck about that?
Well, your folks won’t understand why you are dating a 27yr old who rarely if ever wears a suit and whose prospects include opening a Deejay unit to continue partying. What will your papa understand? I think not!
#1 He is a man awash with options
Let’s face it, truth be told he is a man. I am always faithful when i am in a relationship and do you know how i achieve this? By fleeing from temptation like Rudisha! Even Kanye West asked in the track “Can’t Tell Me Nothing”, “How he stay faithful in a room full of ….?”
When you argue you will remember that your lad has better options throwing themselves at him and that honestly makes any lad in a relationship who is aware of the fact very lazy and even the most beautiful lass insecure. The lad won’t care to define whatever it is you have or he won’t be as engaged or he will openly disrespect you (boys usually do this one) and you will be left chasing shadows.
