Four Things Vera Sidika, Hudah Monroe, Risper Faith Et al Should Do To Advance Their Careers
First off, it is official being a socialite is a career and it involves among many other things denying that you are one. I hear you snickering but that’s leaving in denial and standing in the path of progressive ambitious and daring young lasses and lads in their pursuit of stardom. Having cleared that, the socialite industry in Kenya has hit some self-imposed plateau level.
They did music videos, posed semi and fully nude, twerked until it became an exercise routine, been event hosts and have travelled around, engaged in business (not in equal measure) and then nothing. The idea of being a socialite is to be trendy and constantly on the news not this maintaining low profile hogwash they are feeding us, methinks it is due to lack of ideas that this has happened so I have come up with game changing plans for the ones seeking to get to the next level;
1. Do a sex tape
Yes, a sex tape and professionally done not in some dingy place. A full length sex video will basically have the whole nation going bonkers and all churches praying for you and condemning you in equal measure. The said video can be conveniently leaked without the parties’ knowledge and allow for ground of denial and calls for respecting self-privacy. And the men and women consumers of all the antics you have been feeding us will have content to chew on till kingdom come.
2. Marry divorce, marry again divorce and then be eternally engaged
Freedom is a socialite’s most valued asset next to publicity. However, freedom can be sacrificed for a short while for long-term gain and attention traction. The marriages are to be strategically done, first to some old pensioner depending on the rejuvenating effects of the blue pill and enough cash to sort you for the life after a divorce of course convenient again. The second marriage is to a young upwardly mobile younger person, as in way younger than you but in the public limelight…of course you again realize the folly of your ways and part ways and get to the level where you remain in perpetual dating mode.
3. Get a reality TV Show
Forget about playing a host to a talk show. Have your own reality TV and no we don’t want a full detailed account of your life, nope, just your dates, raving antics and anything along the lines. Take advantage of the digital space have a YouTube channel where no one keeps on flashing ethics and censure regulations to you. Be the boss
4. Start a club with strippers at some VVIP section
Now, I sincerely do not get it with these trend of every celebrity getting a clothing line or having a fashion store with clothes and woman fashion items. Sure women love the items but very few make it to profitable terms and have regular clientele on a daily basis, now contrast that with the a club and one which men and women revelers know they will get something extra… it complements all the other and your income and it is very logical. Get your entrepreneurial spirit out running…
