GHAFLA EXPLORES: Top 10 Campuses In Kenya With the Hottest Chics That Are Desperate To Get Laid
Gaming campus girls can be tough at times, whether you are a campus guy or just any other guy looking to take advantage of the butt-abundance. This is why I recommend these 10 campuses as the best grounds to pursue. Here are campuses with chics that are willing to give up ‘Le Cookie’ without much fuss so long as you show genuine interest.
The University of Nairobi
Kenya’s academic giant also plays host to some of the wildest parties. Read hard and play hard is the mantra. The University of Nairobi may be a cold concrete jungle that’s expensive to game in, but its attractive female students and reputation for debauchery makes it one of the best choices for young men to pursue and bang. I strongly advise against looking for a long term girlfriend in UON because chics here are rarely loyal. You are probably sharing her with some other guy somewhere that hits that ‘P’ like Mollis and Mandingo combined
Moi University Main Campus
The fact that this campus is located in a bush somewhere makes it harder for outside men to interfere. Moi Uni male students thus enjoy an abundance of punani with close to zero competition. Let’s just say that the guys are playing with pretty good odds. The great thing is that due to limited options, there are hundreds of unattached ladies that have gone for months without getting shagged. Get one, and she will bless with you with bang frequency that you have only dreamt of
Mount Kenya University (Nairobi Campus)
All you have to do is have a job and a few buddies here and you will bang chics like crazy. Buy an MKU chic fries a number of times and she’ll be hanging around town upto 5 pm, waiting for you to leave work even if she has nothing else to do.
Important tip: Keep taking her to your favorite lunch spot. if she asks what you were doing on the days you didn’t buy her something to eat, mention cool eateries you visited with “an associate.” Make her think she’s being kept away from the classy spots because you’re embarrassed of her youth and girlishness. She’ll start trying harder to prove herself to you and that will definitely work in your favor.
Kenyatta University
KU is well known across Kenya for its hot DTF girls. It’s one of the largest campuses by enrollment with over70,000 students and due to its sheer size, chics don’t have to worry about all their BFFs finding out about them hooking up with you and judging them. Constant sunshine plus hot, sexy mamiis and plenty of anonymity, what more could you ask for?
The hostels are hotbeds of lungula. A chic can bring just about any dude into my dorm room without hustle. Ask the guys who collect garbage in KU and they’ll tell you that most of the trash consists of used condoms and E-pill boxes.
Note that chics here also love the idea of ‘uncles’. If you have a good job, just vibe one she will fall for you. And during weekends whenever she’s coming to your place, she’ll be lying to her boyfriend that she’s going to see her ‘uncle’.
Masinde Muliro University
If you have a fetish for sexy legs and fat asses, this is your ideal hunting location. Never mind the face, just focus on the body. An MMU chic will cook for you and serve you punani all weekend long while being submissive. Well,,,what more can an african man want?
Pwani University
Despite being one of the top campos in the coastal region, chics here aren’t too book-ish. They prefer hard partying, letting loose and flaunting thighs. Pwani University s packed to the brim with a diverse array of cute girls from both Mombasa and other regions.
KCA
This campo has been affectionately labeled “the friendly women paradise” by many men. It features “some of the nicest and down to earth girls Nairobi has to offer”. You will rarely find a snobby girl in KCA. If she doesn’t like you, she will let you off politely or even link you up with her BFF who is in a dry spell. So much for kindness. Need I say more?
JKUAT
This geeky institution has a great party atmosphere to mack in but suffers from the scarcity of females. So much a sausage fest that it is jokingly referred to as ‘Juja Boys’. Worry not dear brethren. There’s good news to it. Since girls are fewer, guys there exhibit thigh thirst levels. The extreme desperation ends up repelling girls who in turn go seeking outside men. This means that you have a higher chance of banging JKUAT chics if you are form somewhere else than if you are a student there.
USIU
Located in Thika Super Highway, men who study at the prestigious USIU will not only enjoy it’s academic prestige but the beauty and grace of East Africa’s rich female kids. Bring some warm class and brush up on your fake accent because I have it on good authority from a number of my own buddies that once you go have a taste of the women of USIU, you’ll never want to go back to ‘madondo eating’ girls ever again.
Important tip: Avoid going for structured dates with USIU chics. They’ll easily flake on you without apology, and then laugh with their BFFs when you show annoyance. Focus on more last-minute and same-night planning,
Maseno University
For those guys that are looking for a nice, traditional girl who is willing to commit and isn’t afraid to put a ring on it, Maseno University is hands down the place for them to “game.”
