Sorry Ladies, Grab Your Handkerchiefs And Cry Because Eric Omondi Has Gotten Himself A Hot Foreign Woman (EVIDENCE)
Ladies and gentlemen. Sorry…..I meant ladies and ladies. I want you all to stand up and applaud for someone. I know ya’ll might be feeling ‘kiwaru’ in your throats right now but it’s always good to BE NOBLE AND acknowledge defeat. Donge?
Because dating a Kenyan woman is too mainstream, Comedian Eric Omondi seems to have gotten himself a mamii from foreign locales. I don’t know if she’s Colombian, Mexican, Italian or Portuguese because when you listen to her talking, you don’t pay attention to the words. You are simply abducted by her perfect vocals and locked up in a cage of delicious delight.
Yesterday evening, Eric posted four videos of him and the mysterious lady teaching each other their respective languages while looking really comfortable on a couch. As premature as it may sound, I must say Congratulations amigo. Felicitations omera!! If a wedding ever happens, the chicken with the fattest legs is mine.
But what caught me is the lady’s smile. The smile I tell you. The smile and the accompanying laughter. Move away from her smile and you’ll notice her burnished complexion. A pair of arched eyebrows look down on her sweeping eyelashes. Her delicate ears frame a button nose. A set of dazzling, angel-white teeth gleam as she blows gently on her carmine-blue fingernails. It’s a pleasure to see her flowing, moon shadow-black hair. Her enticing, constellation-dark eyes gaze at the camera over her puffy, heart shaped lips. Her lips are pink and enticing. She has a bouncy personality and a sugary voice, which I adore. The description can fill more pages than a Robert Ludlum novel.
Now I have broken the commandment that says ‘Do not covet your neighbor’s wife.’ But she’s not really his wife yet isn’t she? So I might be forgiven for the resurgence of my thirst claptrap Maybe all the ‘Eric Omondi utaoa lini’ talk will subside now. Through the videos, Eric seems to be sending a message. He seems to be conveying the message “look here bishes, I am a taken man now.”
Maybe Eric has decided to settle down as a spiritual cleansing of sorts. Settling down with a foreign woman seems like a respite from the drudgery of assembling a gazillion Kenyan groupies who kept on reminding him him why he is a star in the first place. Even lions get tired of chewing gazelle flesh all the time.
But let’s also not rule out the fact that this is just the same old classic Eric Omondi. The insinuations of him settling down might just be a farrago of nonsense. Eric loves posing with beautiful women – all the time. he even gave Huddah a semi-kiss. You know the saying’ pose with a beautiful woman to attract beautiful women’? Yes? No? I don’t know it either. But asking Eric Omondi to settle down is like asking Mswati to be monogamous. – never gonna happen. Well, unless the good lord decides it’s miracle time.
See the videos Eric posted below:
