GHAFLA EXPLORES: Why Kisumu Chics Are Better Than Nairobi Chics

I’ve been traveling a lot lately. One of the destinations I find myself in more is Kisumu. I don’t understand why despite being a Luhya who was born and bred in Nairobi I still find myself attracted to the lakeside more than anywhere else. Maybe it’s the women

In almost every way I can think of, Kisumu girls surpass their competition. Even though visiting a town hardly provides sufficient time to make such a bold claim as I just did, I have traveled enough and spent enough time studying women from different towns that I think I can make some judgments.

Looks

There is no escaping the importance of beauty. Despite being subjective in nature, there are certain things most men can agree on and mind-blowing beauty is one of them. In Kisumu, you are exposed to girls that are simply astonishing. Day, night, the club, the park, wherever. Two times in my life I’ve just completely lost the ability to approach girls because of shock. Both times were in Kisumu.

Sure, there are gorgeous girls everywhere in Kenya.  The high-end Nairobi girls are amazing.  But the higher-end fleshy Kisumu chics stand out.  Mombasa has many hot sexy girls walking around. But they come at a higher frequency in Kisumu.…

Sophistication

Whereas going on a date with a Nairobi girl is an exercise of restraint in either offing yourself or trying to tolerate her idiocy, and sometimes the equivalent of dating a cardboard box in a dress and heels, Kisumu girls are interesting, fun and entertaining to be with. The younger girls you interact with seem more mature than most girls you’ve dated in the past. The working class girls show up to a date as if they were attending a wedding, and instead of bitching about their bosses they compliment you and ask how your day was. Most if not all have interesting stories to tell.

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These girls have actual skills, whether being able to sing or prepare cuisines. And you sit there, staring at the long hair and massive assets and wonder how this is possible. I won’t forget the girl who kept serenading and pampering me after only knowing her for a night. After a night of partying and ‘doing things’ , she woke up at 6:00 a.m to go to the market to have breakfast prepared for me when i woke up.  Or the girl who started showing me paintings she drew that could battle for space at a museum.

S*x and Passion

I have spent a large portion of my life dating Nairobi girls after being drawn in by these girls’ beauty.  However as hot as they are, s*x is often times uneventful. It seems like more of a progessionary duty than something they enjoy from deep within.

In many parts of Kenya, the women are quick to give you indicators of interest and they’re sensual, but at the same time they’re also uptight and evasive about sex.  Religious upbringing, tight-knit families, and unrealistic standards mean that the girls are hard to sleep with and pretty vanilla between the sheets.

Kisumu women though are pretty much straight up freaks. They are very different. They absolutely love s*x. Every girl you’ll have the fortune of being with will most likely be the best sex of your life. They are passionate beyond what you can imagine, and I will go so far as to say they exceed Mombasa girls sensuality — once behind closed doors. They will go from being the quietest girl you met on the street or bar, to the girl begging you to pull her hair in several different positions as she screams “Da!”

It’s cheap and convenient

No, I’m not saying that the girls are cheap and convenient (though one could certainly make that argument), but Kisumu. is more cheap and convenient for dating than most towns in Kenya. There aren’t lots of exotic places so girls are kinda okay with going to normal places for dates. You won’t have to spend too much to smash. Unlike in Nairobi

Traditional Values

We can quickly just comment that they possess all the traditional values real men seek and desire. They can cook, clean, take care of their men, and so on. They don’t mind doing chores as in almost every home, you’ll see a girl cleaning something outside and a lot of clothes on the hang line..

It’s like most Nairobi women barely even know how to boil water. A home cooked meal to a Nairobi woman means boiled rice. Kisumu women, on the other hand, know how to cook complex multi-course dishes.

Nairobi girls are more brainwashed by feminism than girls in any other town

Feminism in Nairobi has transformed into a man-hating movement that is reflected in the attitudes of Nairobi chics. According to a Nairobi chic, “independence” is equal to acting like a spoiled, loud mouthed brat. Kisumu women, on the other hand, may support feminism but they have a much more realistic view of what feminism means—equality. Feminism to a Kisumu woman means simply being treated with respect, instead of wanting to dominate the man, like a Nairobi women.

Conclusion

There are many towns I have yet to visit, so it’s hard for me to absolutely claim the superiority of Kisumu girls. But from what I have seen, and what I have experienced, they are the cream of the crop. It’s no wonder if you ask a non-Kisumu girl what she thinks about Kisumu girls, you get the standard derogatory statements. If you were a girl that paled in comparison in every way too, you’d also be butthurt.