Five Things You’ll Find On Your Favorite Celebrity’s Very Private Phone

I recently found myself sitting down with one very hot, very sassy, not to mention very curvaceous (My word she has thighs for days) female celebrity. And like any other intelligent man who find themselves in this sort of situation, I did not waste my chance.

And just before your thinking goes too far, no I did not bring my A-game right off the bat the way I usually would any other lady. No, God knows just how many Tom, Dick and Harrys she meets every day that spit game to her, in the end those guys are always left hanging and end up feeling like complete and utter douche bags.

Guys here’s a tip on how to engage such a chick, never go all out with your game. Women like those prefer intelligent men, not the Johnny Bravo type who just ooze of bravado.

I noticed she had one of those very expensive smartphones, the iPhone 6 Plus I believe and so I complimented her on it and with this as an opening I engaged her in a conversation.

“Wow you have a very elegant phone. Isn’t that the iPhone 6, I heard it costs like 100k. You must be the I.T. Manager at Google, super smart.”

Immediately she was flattered by the compliment I just paid her. And because she thought I didn’t recognize her, she felt the need to introduce herself to me.

After all the introductions were done I pretended not to care about who she was or how popular she is, so I asked her again about her phone.

“So I’ve been meaning to get an iPhone 6, and it’s good that you actually have one so you can help me out with some advice.”

She told me she travels a lot for her work to countries like Nigeria and the UAE. And without her smartphone she would never be able to capture all the wonderful moments she’s spent at her favorite hotel the Burj Khalifa and revisit them whenever she is feeling nostalgic and sentimental.

She of course was talking about all the photos she takes while she is laying down half naked basking in hot sun of Dubai, just before she posts them on Instagram.

And because she travels a lot, she told me having a dual SIM phone is handy because then she wouldn’t need to always have to take out and change her SIM cards.

Having an internet enabled phone also helps her communicate with her family when she’s on her travels so that her mum doesn’t get worried about her. But most of all she told me that her phone is very durable and hard built so it would take a lot to actually ruin the phone.

So I whooped out my small but proud Kaduda phone by Orange and told her that she actually described my phone because it does all that and is way cheaper than her 100K iPhone.

She laughed so hard and looked at me like I’m some dander head. But believe it or not despite all my corny lines and clueless demeanor, just because I was able to engage her in a conversation I asked for her number and she gave it to me open heartedly. We’re actually meeting for lunch today and I’m looking forward to narrate to you the tales of this our next adventure together. So stay tuned.