Eldoret Matatu Makes A Fool Out Of Vera Sidika. See What They Did (Photo)
The one and only Vera Sidika was honored by an Eldoret matatu. The irony of the rare adornment however will throw you off the chair.
Who said Vera Sidika wasn’t worth emulating? She is one of the few Kenyans who make millions within a snap of the finger. With such a reputation, certainly lots of people must be looking up to her.
Many may harbor hate for Vera Sidika but not Eldoret touts; they have mad love for the self-styled socialite, oh! Is it prostitute? Bet the two go hand in hand.
So these makangas from the athletic capital of Kenya decided to express their admiration for Vera with a conspicuous graffiti on their matatu. I think someone misinformed Vera it was a Nairobi matatu because she went full blast with joy yapping how Nairobi loves her.
Eldoret residents were however quick to remind her the mat plies on their route and not Nairobi as she earlier intimated. Sorry Vera!
Well, the irony of the rare admiration is very simple. As a matter of fact, most of folks enlightened Vera about it too. A matatu is a form of public transportation, everyone uses it. And remember you also get to pay for it, right? Now fast forward to the meaning of prostitute; typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.
So anyone can pay a hooker for a ride, connect the two; a matatu and a whore and you will see how Eldoret touts were making a fool out of Vera.
Go to the next page and check out some of the hilarious comments posted on Facebook after Vera uploaded a photo of the Eldoret matatu:
Misango Ako Mess: bt the mat looks old and over used just like your pussy..
Essy Jones: reward the fan
Georgy Wa Wageorgy: Mpe kamoja
Ian Darlingtone Ndonga: But is your name in the book of life ? …
Metalbleed Adi Blackblooder: the problem is…the car is not bleached its natural
Moses Odia: Unafaa umpe ata round 1
Rotich Evans Dan: Sasa c ungefanya offer kwa Facebook “free sex for one of us” . . Tunatamani maze
Sam Junior: i am your big fan too sidika …
Moses Kashlink: Am interested to see the message written on the wind screen n side of the same mat.. I can ges thoh sumn like: My skin my choice or shameless hoe. Anyway,not our concern….
Essy Mbugua: too bad da photo is before yo got bleached
Dianah Ayieta: Hahahahaha,some comments here go make me die with laughter
Montel Bryant: that mat is in eldy not nai..
Gawerinae Inde Vioja: ..waarabu wanaDANDIA DANDIA tu kama mathree…js lyk ua punani…
Peter Maitah: matatu ni ya abiria wengi..jst like ur punani.
Nicholas Mwiti: Will you marry me vera?
Philip Tendet: mtoto si tortoise
Larry Lagat Loitah Jr: I must bet you taste heavenly……kindly let me know your recipe boo
Stevens Norah: ata pia mimi niliona yangu imeandikwa ‘madam’ its such a wonderful feeling
Jacque Naanyu: Not Nairobi this is Eldoret,Langas sacco
Moh Sheezy Heezy: You guyz use your pussies too lve vera alone!!!Vera am ur die hard fan too
Kevin Kioi Gitau: VERA FOR WOMEN REP
VJ Nyba: Can a male socialite work with Vera for sometime atleast?
Ammanul Steven Mussi: Ukiendelea ivo Siku moja uta chapa kama hio matatu..
Samuel Platnumz Gichinga: Kwaza tafuteni hawa wezake muache panganga vera atabaki vera mwenye wivu aji TINT ama apingwe kuni ambaki nayo
Llewellyhn Maitha: @vee s beiby..whoever send u that alikudanganya…hii mat mi ya eldoret i saw it juzi uko….
Kips Sydney: Correction it’s in Eldoret…..very big fan
Peter Precious Mwangi: that mat belongs in eldoret,langas sacco beiby,BTW,hapo ni eldy.bt you would not know the difference would you
Mwangih Jimley: yea a die hhharrrd fan for the real you…the picture is the dark you…
Meg Gics Gicheha: Am ua biggest fun too vera,love u,love ua body,i love ua attitude gal,afterall its ua life.
Genevive Mariwana Agaste: you must be really proud huh?
