CABU GAH DIARIES: For The First Time Ever,Kenyans Unanimously Support The Alshabaab. Check Out These Unexpected Messages Of Support!

 Forget the insane debate about ‪#‎ThatDress,the debate that divided,not just Twitter,but the World too. Here now is a new phenomena; A Kenyan’s unlikely romance with a terror group. Results? Horrendous? No,actually,Hilarious.

Kenya,more than any other East African nation,has borne the biggest brunt of the heinous brutality that the Somali terror group,Alshabaab is capable of.

We’ve had our fellow nationals maimed,killed,decapitated, brutalized, beheaded and incapacitated by these gangs of savage reprobates.

We’ve watched them blow up buildings, market places,moving buses and bomb up churches in the sheerest form of heartless savagery.

And when they dramatically stormed Westgate,our deep hatred for them was heightened over those dark,adrenalized days.

But Alas! The MOST HATED Terror group has now found overwhelming love and support from the very Kenyans it has spent years bestializing! Alas! How things change!

These same bunch of honorless hounds has,very shockingly, warmed themselves into the hearts of Kenyans….By,very ingeniously,announcing that they plan to BLOW UP PARLIAMENT!

And when Kenyans heard the news,they all agreed in unison! Bring it On,Shabaab! Blow them Up!

Clearly,however much Kenyans hate and vilify the Alshabaab,the only other group that takes precedent, as far as national hatred is concerned is; The Kenyan Parliament!

Yes,2015 is the grand Year You unbelievably learn that Kenyans HATE their own Parliamentarians more than their worst terror group.

Don’t Believe Me? Well,come with Me….And have a look.

After NATION FM,through their Facebook Page,relayed the news that the Alshabaab were planning on blowing up the Kenyan Parliament,Kenyans gleefully jammed the Facebook post with hundreds and hundreds of comments; And they were all in one unanimous voice; Yes,Blow Them Up! Please! Do It Now!!!

Adan Duale,Alfred Keter and Moses Kuria,clearly,are the legislators that Kenyans wish to be the first casualties.

Whaaaaaaat???!??? Well,here You go…. Knock Yourself out! Man!

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Well,there goes the strongest message yet to our errant,and very loathsome, legislators straight from the electorates mouth; You suck!

The people have spoken! What sayeth thou??

ION,In all of these jamboree,the Award for The Comment of the Week goes to…..Baba Tiffa.

Absolutely fantastic…Baba Tiffa’s kids must be so proud of daddy right now! Hahaha…..