5 Possible Reasons Why Vera Sidika Has Sunk Into A Surprising Curled-Up Ball Of Unusual Silence

Socialite Vera Sidika has been awfully quiet of late, sparking the rumor mill into overdrive. She’s no longer on TV guffawing sycophantic gales of fake laughter while caressing interviewers. She isn’t ruling the blogs with semi-nude pictures either. Her silence has filled her fans with boredom and melancholy. Where is Vera? What’s she up to? I think i figured out why she has been absent from the headlines in recent weeks.

She’s window shopping for extra body parts

Maybe she’s checking the market for some new body parts. She wants to remain a shining youthful beacon of audacious hope for girls who aren’t comfortable in their bodies. People got bored of her fake boobies and bleached skin and our best bet is that she intends to surprise us with something new. Maybe this time she’ll get a tail or something. Or maybe she’s undergoing repairs. You never know man….you never know

She’s has been heartbroken by a ‘matapaka’

It’s normal for people to recoil into a state of silence and depression after heartbreaks. SO claiming that Vera went through one qualifies as a safe assumption. Maybe some rich ‘matapaka’ promised her an imported Range Rover on condition that she ‘panuas her pajas’ but then disappeared after devouring her to his fill

She’s strategizing how to keep up with Huddah Monroe

Huddah is the socialite of the moment. In as much as she’s trying to copy-paste Amber Rose’s style, she’s still winning. She’s everywhere and Vera is nowhere. Just a few months ago it was Huddah that was viewed with derision and despise, now Vera it’s Vera who’s battling to rid herself of those twin evils. The two don’t normally see eye to eye so we can only guess that Vera is devising mechanisms of dealing with the competition.

She’s learning how to cook fufu for her Nigerian boyfriend

Apparently, Nigerian men don’t tolerate women who can’t cook, Fumbling in the kitchen can lead to immediate termination of a relationship. Since Vera is not the type to let millions slide just because she is a diva who isn’t used to preparing dishes for men, she’ll definitely make an effort to conjure up palatable carbohydrates And maybe that’s what she’s doing

She has run out of ideas

This reason bears the greatest possibility. Just like a novice, she probably doesn’t know the next move. In the entertainment industry, there’s always a lot of people ready to take your place. If you slip, there’ll be people lurking to take advantage of the spills. And that’s something Vera needs to realize quick.