Kenyan Ranked As The Poorest In Africa! How Dare They?

We have been called quite quite a heap of names, forget the flattering one like, “the perfect tourist destination” “Africa’s tourism hub” , We have been ranked as Africa’s ugliest people! Imagine that. 

 We are the puppets,and they are the pupeteers they twist us the way they feel like. Last week Kenya was ranked as the smartest City in Africa, for its’s trendsetting economic system that were found to be more advanced than any other in the continent. We loved it, we prided in the thought that the puppeteers had finally realized that beyond our ugliness, we had an intellect that was to die for. 

Burst that bubble. 

This morning,  I woke up to an article that Kenya had been categorized as the sixth country with the poorest people in Africa. How now? Nigeria leads the list followed by the Democratic Republic of Congo, Tanzania, Ethiopia and Madagascar. Methinks that the guys who do this research are sadists who have nothing better to do with research money other  than demonizing innocent Africans. We refuse to be the the smartest in Africa yet being ranked as the poorest. What happens to the money?

The puppeteers should quit playing with us.