Movie Review: Dudes And Dudettes, Don’t Be Kidnapped This Valentine, Stay At Home With Him/Her And Watch This Movie. Thank Me Later.

Gentlemen, you don’t have to get yourself “kidnapped” on valentine day’s eve only to reappear on  Monday to an irate or suicidal woman. I got your backs, You see the trick to understanding women is by being simple, but the most important bit in this, is being yourself. We can all bet that you wont be taking her to Villa Rosa this weekend, and the hardest part is, Valentines this year is a weekend, so we can also bet that you are trapped. (But you  got into this on your own volution?Yes?) 

 Don’t worry, I have the perfect Idea, stay at home, buy some wine (should’t cost you more than 1500/=) If you can afford the wine you can get her some soda or meakins. Get some dinner going, just cook anything or boil water. (women love a guy that can cook) If you manage to cook something that doesn’t look like wood glue, call her. switch off the lights and light some candles (which you should have bought as you got the wine) since you don’t have the candles, go buy around five sticks and light them around the room while taking care not to burn your house down. When she comes, serve her some food, pour the wine and turn on the VCR. The movie you will load next will blow the two of you away. Cleopatra, the perfect Valentine’s movie.

A historical movie that details the life, times and the plight of one of the prettiest women that ever walked the face of the earth. Her rise and her demise when the  Roman invasion struck, critics have rated the movie as one of the best scripted, best directed and best shot movie of all time, It is the perfect Valentine movie. 

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