Njugush of Hapa Kule News Shares 30 Most Hilarious Jokes on The Internet. Got To See This!
Funnyman, Njugush, has shared some of the most gut-busting jokes ever seen on the internet. As a matter of fact, the jokes are life experience of which most people underwent.
Apart from being super amusing, Njugush is also one of the thinnest people one gets to see. His body alone is enough to make one laugh out their ribs.
The comedian shared 30 jokes that reminds one of the high school experience; the crazy little things folks used to do that when one reflects on them, they can’t hold their laughter back.
See What Njugush shared:
If u never did any of the following things in Hae Skul…then my friend u missed the real meaning of High School!
*Steal a shirt/blouse
*Score an E in Maths,Chem or Physics
*Kumaliza all ua pocket money by the 2nd week of the term
*Ku exchange tie na dem/boy wa Shule ingine during funkiez
*Kukatia line ya food DH
*Wear a form one’s full uniform fora funkie (and ua in form 4)
*Kunyemelea food iliobaki ya B.o.gs wakati wa B.o.g mettings
*Sleep through the whole maths lesson.
*Kuomba 1bob 1bob kwa dirisha ya canteen ndio ufikishe za kununua ‘quater’
*’Fence’ ua bed with bed cover and blankets
*Rewind the same shirt/ blouse for a whole week.
*Kuiba mahindi kwa shamba ya shule then unazichoma nyuma ya bakery.
*Arrive at school past 6.30pm on oppening days and outings
*Kutafuna papers during preps alafu unatupia watu na kupretend si wewe.
*Mix blueband,cocoa n sugar in one small cup!
*Get saved during a weekend challenge then backslide on monday.
*Kuficha bank cheque ya school fees ndio watu wakifukuzwa hawajalipa fees pia we upewe leave out
*Recieve or reply a letter from a silly student in a silly neighbouring school.
*Sending ua pics and names to ua brother/sister school for Hook ups
*Kukatia mamboch wa walimu wanaoishi kwa skul compound.
*Kuiba setbooks za watu ukauze mtaani.
*Kuandika ‘I was here’ kwa walls za dorm.
*Kueka royco cubes kwa githeri ndio ipate taste.
*Kukunywa Ethanol during chem practs na kula fruits za biology practs
*Kuiba book ya namba1 ucopy assignment ya maths.
*Kudarana na kukissiana nyuma ya school bus.
*Kupewa a nickname
*Kumwagiliwa maji on ua birthday.
*Kufukuzwa class juu ya kusinzia
*Kuwa na beef wit neighbouring boyz skul coz of a silly galz skul(ni kama mumewatolea mahari,nkt!”
Nimesahau gani?ama gani ulifanya sana??
