This Why I Have No Respect For Men From Eastlands!

I have ignored this coward for far too long, I have had to put up with his chauvinistic whims in the office on a daily basis, he has technically turned into a churn, twisting and churning lewd little chauvinistic  comments, calling me and our editor “Gorillas” because we decided to steer  clear of his whims. When a man has been pushed to the wall, well he is justified to respond, hitting below the belt notwithstanding.Here goes my 2 cents.

So are gorillas better than Kenyan men?

They could be, I’m not a gorilla Chweya , how would I even know? So I will steer clear like a good guy, ignore you so hard that you will doubt your existence .I’m not even going to waste my characters trying to engage you in a discourse which you seem to have no idea on.  Keep,running your diabolical dissertations Chweya, you never know, these Kenyan gorillas might change for the better. (that too, I shall stay clear of)They might become better with time, I hope your lecturer at that village university taught you a bit about “paradigm shift” I know it sound like Greek so let  me explain:-the world changes, the weak are eviscerated, the strong get to carry the day, it is always the classical classical case of  “survival of  the fittest”  that is where I bring in “paradigm shift” or the shift in consciousness,  unless Kenyan men change their mentality, they are going to be wiped out, probably to be replaced by the gorillas that Chweya religiously talks about.

So I shall leave you and the Editor to settle your scores, I believe he is not an Editor for nothing, he can fight his battles.

So why did I strip myself of all that makes me a man to support women? Why did I wear a close fitting sweet little body-con and looked like a retard on the streets? Why did I spend half of my Monday braving the scorching Nairobi sun, howling myself to death and making a fool of myself? Why did I put up with over 2000 Kenyan Men calling me gay among other unprintable epithets?  You have no Idea? Yes?

“Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude”. Thomas Jefferson

I woke up on Monday with the right attitude Chweya, seems like you woke up from the other side of your bed, (where you saw gorrilas,and probably other primates)  I chose to act, as a Journalist and as a man, It was impossible for me to enjoy the comfort of my thoughts while in the city streets women suffered from the stupidity and sheer dare-devilry of my kind (read men).That is how I found myself in the streets running alongside Boniface Mwangi in a bid to force a “paradigm shift” upon what could pass as “gorillas”

Listen Chweya, it seems that no one taught you “fallacies”, I will, a fallacy is a mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments, it is also a failure in reasoning which renders an argument invalid.

Chweya Really?

Do not generalize, While a certain clique of men are stripping women in Eastlands,(where Chweya lives) another breed of men are donning dresses in support of “my dress my choice”, Men are different the world over, while your shortsightedness probably shows you a scope of men from around your village or your Eastlands abode behaving like little devils while posing as testosterone charged perverts, Other men who live in respectable Estates (Insert Lavington,Kileleshwa,Runda and others here) are respecting women. Did you know that the largest chunk of mini-skirt wearing women hail from these posh suburbs?  Have you heard of stripping around these posh neighborhoods? No?

I will end my article here, but not before I tell you this “The worst specimen of men are to be found teeming the lonely streets of  Eastlands, where they languish in abject poverty, cheap liqueur and the thrift of loose living, they indulge in shameless cat-calling, rape and stripping guileless women. They, like I said above, are the last relics of a dying race (Chweya Joins them too) They shall be annihilated!

Chweya, get a life, read a book and repent your sins, there is hope for you, The good book says, “there is still hope for a tree that has been cut down..”  Even amongst your “gorilla” friends, there are exceptions.

Namaste!