This is Why #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman is Trending on Twitter

It seems this week tags that have to do with humour are the ones that are becoming the darling of most Twitter users in the country.

The tag how to lose a Kenyan woman was among others that were mentioned frequently to earn a position among the trending items. Talk of how to lose a Kenyan lady then for sure you know men will post some hilarious stuff. The tag has hysterical posts as it seems brothers are sharing some ‘not’ good advice on the different ways you can ride that lady who has been on your trail.

Here are some of the funny tweets Kenyan guys were very posting:

Dare forget her birthday #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#howtoloseakenyanwoman Just sleep with her bestfrend and ensure she “accidentally” bumps into text evidence

Talk about the other woman as often as possible. #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

Fail to give her flowers on valentines #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman shindwa kuclear bill kwa hotel

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman telling her u had much fun at last night wen she didnt accompany u

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman is by calling out on her weave

Be romantic n not spendthrift #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#HowToLoseAkenyanWoman introduce her to your real girlfriend

#HowToLoseAkenyanWoman tell her the truth

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman…that time she is like all men are the same and you are like ‘why did you try them all’.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman tell her no strings attached btwn u 2 and she is mango wa kando

tell her about this uncontable exs on your first date #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

when she tells you she needs a favour tell her i know u need money and i dont have money she wunt even reply to that #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman...that time you have taken her out and you comically happen to place an order of quail eggs.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman get caught thirsting for another female pic.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Tell her you living with your parents

Whaaa @xtiandela: #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Comment about her weave

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Keep quiet when she starts complaining about her weight.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman forget her birthday and she remembers yours

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Her: *In the mirror* Does this dress make me look fat hun? You: No babe. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.

telling her she looks fat #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman a

Introduce her to your friend who’s richer than you. #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman When she is complaining and Nagging, put on your headphones

Don’t buy her nice shoes and purses. #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Tell her to go bald.

Say you are virgin they will troll you #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman they need experienced guys.

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman Tell her yo broke

#HowToLoseAKenyanWoman If you Miss having sex with her on a first date

kufart on tha first date #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman

@c_nyakundih #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman : change your mpesa pin

acting broke #HowToLoseAKenyanWoman