BREAKING NEWS: Avril Is Now A Wanted Criminal

So today I was listening to Mzazi Willy M. Tuva’s Mambo Mseto show on Radio Citizen, and I heard something SHOCKING:

Avril is going to play a wanted gangsta in the M-NET series ‘Noose of Gold.’ I called her and she told me they are still recording the 5th season, in which she’ll play a drug-pusher.

You know how they say that people make good actors if their characters mirror their real life experience? I asked Avril if this was the case with her, and she was QUICK to refute my allegations! She said, “I have never even dealt with drugs! I’m just learning about the trade now.”

There you go. After they are finished shooting the episodes, they should come out on air later this year. You can catch Avril the drug pusher live on your DSTV.

As a footnote, Avril is also one of the top 5 artists on Reverbnation. Jifanye unajua.