Want To Watch A Movie For Only 400/-? Here’s How!

Ladies and gentlemen, yobs and lasses, boys and girls, frogs and toads. I bid you good afternoon. no i don’t. I’m really just here to give you yet another great offer from the folk over at Starflix.

And trust me that the plan i’m about to unload on you will earn you massive brownie points with your lady. The thing is, Starflix has just unleashed a plot to let you watch a movie for only 400 bob.

Trust me when i say no lass is ever impressed with you inviting her over for a movie at your place and you pop in some 50/- movie. Worse still, your genius self pops a blue movie into the DVD! If she is, you are both ratchet and probably deserve the drama you’ll bring to each other! And you can read more about Starflix new here.

And today, you can catch “Hansel and Gretel,” starring Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton & Peter Stormare at:
• PRESTIGE
Daily: 4:30pm, 6:30pm, 8:30pm
• VILLAGE MARKET
Daily: 12:00pm, 2:30pm, 4:30pm, 6:30pm, 8:30pm

And that nibbling is what we call a plan!