Larry Asego’s Hilarious Letter To His Boss (Part 2)

You remember Larry Asego’s letter to his boss sometime back? If you don’t, read it HERE. So he has written a follow-up letter to the boss reminding him about the Christmas request he and his colleagues made. He also tells him that plans are underway already so that basically leaves the boss with no option than to let them have their way. Take a look;

Dear boss, let’s start by reminding you that you are the illest not as in healthwise but as in the dopest, not as in drugs. Ok. Anyway, it’s December and the preparations for the End of year party are looking promising. Anto came back with good news from Ungem, si you remember that place? Yes. Well the suppliers are still working and say we have to give a down payment so they can supply the murats. So ask Njoro the accountant to sort us out by lunch time today. He’s also the coolest, not as in ice cream, but as in down to earth, not as in in the ground. We need to verify the quality of the murats so we might be late coming back to work, if you don’t see us, please don’t panic, we are in the good hands of Anto. By the way Murats is some other drink that makes you feel rich even when you are broke. Kama has offered to sort out transport, using the office driver before he goes on leave. By the way that dere gives us the creeps, he’s just weird. He lives in Ongwaro. Never go there by the way, unless you are with Johnny, he knows people there. That dere smokes some things that can make you vomit. I suspect he has been giving vomiting Joyce some of that stuff. She’s back to having morning sickness at lunch time sana sana. She needs to see a professional.

As for entertainment Kama’s uncle is a guitar Maestro who has offered to perform for free in exchange for a jerrycan of murats. He has performed in many places and has won many hearts, even Agnes the tea girl likes him. And he performs alone, like Tchaikovsky Concerto Opera, only that he calls himself One Man.

So entertainment is sorted, drinks we are good, as for food we can use your office balcony to burn meat. I know a good burner who won’t charge extra. As for the interns, they are starting their training from today. We will introduce them over time.
And and before i forget, Johnny is asking if you need that bamboo pen case present you got? It’s on your desk and if you don’t need it, he wants to give his girlfriend for Christmas. Thanks, he’s already wrapped it anyway.

PS: As we speak most of the above are already underway, so if you see some people setting up various things in the office, don’t be alarmed or be taken aback. Not aback as in pushed backwards, but as in in awe. Now as in auwesmek, but awe as in mouth agape. Not agape as in religiously. By the way could you hook us up with that advance for Feb so we can buy you a card? There a nice one you will love. If you don’t we will assume you don’t like such things like card and won’t push you. Cheers boss. Not as in we are drinking now, but as in good day.