Open letter to Caroline Mutoko: Response from Generation Y

This is one very angry and bitter youth of the Generation Y. In this intelligently written letter to Caroline Mutoko, this gentleman gives his piece about the generation Y and all that Caroline Mutoko had to say about it.

Have a read.

A PUBLIC ODE TO CAROLINE ‘PERFECT’ MUTOKO!
Dear Caro’
Much greetings from the simpleton generation; the generation Y. This brainless generation, as you opine of them, love what you are doing and collectively say Muchas Gracias to you. By the way this is not an ode as such. I would prefer to call it a public letter. I fear using the latter lest I be branded a simpleton by your highness. I w
ill try and maintain that pomposity and bravura in this letter, err sorry, ode. Or is it gobbledygook?
On the flip-side, I would not live with myself if I failed to appreciate the marvelous work you are doing at the top. You are an Opinion maker [whatever that means!!],a Radio Presenter of repute, a Journalist[I assume its different from the latter done by jokers like mbusi and Bonoko]. Where was I? Yes, a journalist; a women empowerment enthusiast [really??], a marketer [Head of Marketing, Radio Africa], a counselor [to misguided women], a role model [to overambitious ladies], a mother [to beautiful Nduku] and a wife to become. With all these responsibilities, you are on top of your game with a full basket. GO GIRL!!
In the same vein, today’s letter will be no praise. Madam Caro, I write to indulge you on an issue you are busy chasing wind hoping to solve; The Generation Y Nose Dive. Matter-of-fact, I love to call it The Facebook Generation on account of Zuckerberg being one of us. Do you know him? I bet you do. You call us a generation on its death throes; I call it a generation experiencing life at its peak. Like that smarty-pants Tony Mochama [Pulse gossiper] who does not pull any punches when calling Robert Alai a vulture and Dennis Itumbi a housefly, I mean no harm when I call you a Charlie, no I mean a Charlatan.
Madam, back off from this counseling job you have got into lately. Stick to your trade; presenting and Marketing. Your basket is pouring out. Use you Radio airtime to empower women and their ilk to do great stuff and teach them how to pull out all stops in life. Don’t rant and rave in public about things that should least concern you. Go shopping, tour, date, curl Nduku and do anything that is within your purview of jurisdiction. Counseling is a course that takes hours of training to perfect and its quacks like you who get others out of market. Don’t dismiss just yet, engage me.
You spend your mornings brick batting, barracking and carpeting the youth. That applies to your column in The Star full of pastiche and plagiarism. When confronted on copy-pasting you turn rude and crude .Is that how to teach young people on humility and civility?? To you all we do is drink alcohol in enormous amounts, have unprotected sex, date unworthy partners and think the world revolves around us .For the record, I don’t support all those travesty of morals. I have been brought up with moral scruple.
Madam Caro ,is it not your working station that advertises these same stuff? Alcoholic drinks and clubs to merry at. Have you ever had Shaffie and Kalekye opine on relationships?I bet you have. Have you publicly quit to stay alive to your new passion; youth empowerment? I haven’t been informed of that.
Caro, by calling us all sorts of names from knuckleheads to simpletons , is that how to salvage a misguided generation .Isnt that a fear strategy? How do people talk and listen to you when you are so condescending and contemptuous? Dint you ever mess at this age? are you saying you are unerring? DUH!!
Madam, by asking our young and ingénue ladies to front strict standards for men who can date them, are you not asking them to search for the in-existent Mr Right? Have you got one yourself? Am not aware on that too. My bible tells me marriage commands humility and respect. Humble yourself to get married and raise a family. Get Baby Nduku more friends; yours this time.
I dont intend to make this an envy screed; far from it. I acknowledge that you are a great lady, humble yourself in the same measure. Be polite and admit when wrong ,like when found plagiarizing. We are a Generation just trying to experience the vagaries and the pleasures that come with life. Reality dawns on us almost always and we dust ourselves and move on with sobriety. Experience is the best of teachers, it teaches us too. You included.
Do the aforementioned and I assure you of more admiration or adulation. I bet your answer will be ‘I don’t give a heck on being admired by you’, well, we don’t give a heck too. GET A LIFE!!!

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