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Men Will Pay More Bride Price If You Have Huddah’s Legs, Lupita’s Complexion and Corazon Kwamboka’s behind

Are you a Super Premium Babe or Make Sense Babe? Well no need to worry, there is an app developed by a Nigerian company that ‘calculates’ women’s bride price worth.

As expected the feminists and critics have come out, torches blazing and flashing pitchforks at the app creators. Their claim is that the app ‘objectifies women’ and a ‘momentous violation of women’s rights’.
The outcry is generally coming from the West and other continents but Africans are thoroughly enjoying the ‘inside joke’ app.

Effiong, CEO of the company that created the app told CNBC Africa  that “I want to start by saying it’s a joke and secondly, it’s an inside joke that might be misunderstood by people outside the country and Africa.

Anyhow here is how the app works.you select from one of the options:

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Kikuyu,Somali and Kale accents will make you ‘lose marks’ and is least preferred but British accents are a favorite.

 

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Corazon Kwamboka’s booty is the most preferred but you lose points if you have Mama Heavy D’s ass and no points for a regular ass

 

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If you have Huddah’s legs you will ‘earn more bride-price’ while you lose points for having manly legs

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Half-Castes and girls with Lupita Nyong’o’s skin are a favorite

The results are then calculated and Voila!a ‘bride price’certificate


 

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Sue Watiri