Being Broke, Being Short and Being a Gentleman We Deduced Turns Off Nairobi Women…This One Thing However Always Turns Your Luck Around

My colleague yesterday Phillip Etemesi wrote a very a captivating article about Nairobi women. This came about when he engrossed himself in endless episodes of Tujuane in which he drew quite a number of conclusions. Here is the article……After Watching A Few Episodes Of Tujuane, Here’s What I Concluded About Kenyan Women…The sad sad Truth

One thing I think he missed was the fact that owning a car plays quite a major role in the dynamics of wooing a Nairobi woman. Don’t believe me? Carry around a pair of car keys and approach any woman and I mean any on the streets and you’ll see for yourself, she will treat you differently.

She’ll be more responsive in regards to when you look just like a normal hood rat up and about the capital. And it’s not only girls but also business associates, the cops and even supermarket attendants. They will be more than willing to woo you a little bit more than usual because in the back of their heads they think you have money and we all know money makes the world go round, or is it love?

And come on, we all like to be treated differently, we want to be given attention and we want the world to be a bit nicer to us….the hell we want all these hot Nairobi girls walking around town rocking leopard print tights and acting as if they own shares in Assdom*coughs*so owning a car doesn’t hurt.

But how do you own a car with the current cash crunch in the country and with the high cost of living? I will tell you how..by talking to your friends and talking some more…..on calls, texts, whatsapp, facebook and even instagram. I know it’s insane but that’s the case if you are hang up on Airtel….

Through their Smartika na Airtelcampaign they are rewarding you with a car for basically just talking to your friends and loved ones. All you have to do is look out for a daily SMS which Airtel will send you, with your 5X target for the day. Once that is settled, make sure you Call, SMS and access data from your Airtel line so as to reach and ‘Fikisha’ your 5X target for the day

Once you FIKISHA your 5X target, you will get a Confirmation SMS on target achievement, as well as a complimentary 500% airtime bonus to use across all networks. You can use the 500% airtime bonus to browse, SMS and make calls across all networks.

You will then be automatically entered into the daily draw for a chance to win a Toyota Axio, as well as other daily cash and airtime prizes.