Ghafla Educates: This is How to Become the Life of a Nairobi Party and I mean Any Party #Smartika
SIt is every young Kenyan’s dream to be the life of the party. To hang out with all celebrities and all the beautiful lasses, to pop Ciroc bottles in the club and to be the most popular on twitter and instagram; okay at least most Nairobians.
But how do you achieve all this? Don’t sweat it, today is your lucky day as I’ll definitely break it all down for you. First thing first, your social media pages are your tools of trade and you should treat them with uttermost respect. They can make or break you so you have to treat them as such- like your life depended on it. You have to constantly and tenaciously feed them with all the gibberish you can if you are to blossom into the next big thing. So has Octopizzo dropped a new single? Get on that and make sure you make the world knows what you think about the song. The trick here is to be as much opinionated as you can so make sure your comments are hard hitting and sensational. And when KOT is waging war with CNN and the likes, make sure you lead from the front and hit them hard- be funny and creative and people will definitely pay attention to you.
When that is sorted, please ensure that you turn into a celebrity groupie so that you not only are the guy with the many followers on instagram but also the guy who knows all the celebs. Of course this doesn’t have to be the case. All you have to do is photo bomb when they’re posing for a picture and you’re good to go. From there on, know all the journalists by name to ensure you follow up on all those pictures. When you have them, post them online- especially on IG where everyone has migrated to nowadays and ensure that you push them heavily. Sponsor them if you have to and make sure they reach as many people.
While at it however, also ensure to be always be smartly dressed. And I mean always in the most outrageous outfits you can get. I’m talking Sauti Sol and Anto Neo soul combined. Walk around in boxers if you have to and call it your own personal style and you’ll notice just how attention will start coming your way. Is that in order? Good.
Now you have to disregard any form of saving or delayed gratification and make you attend all the events Nairobi has to offer. Make sure you pose and post that as well. Hakuna matata, Koroga, Sunday school at 1824, Masaku 7’s you name it; it’s a must you attend. It might be detrimental to your pocket but it’s the price you have to pay- you have to look at the bigger picture. Again don’t forget to circulate them and brag on social media whilst adding as many hash tags in the process. Trust me Kenyans love those things.
Lastly and most importantly, you definitely have to own a car. There is no famous person out there or any celebrity who doesn’t own a car. Come on, how else will people recognize your new found status? Not to worry about this part though as Airtel kinda has got you covered. Through the Smartika na Airtel campaign, they are giving away 50 cars on a daily for the next 50 days. Yes, this is your chance, so grab it and run away with it.
And it’s pretty simple to be a winner. Look out for a daily SMS which Airtel will send you, with your 5X target for the day. Once that is settled, make sure you Call, SMS and access data from your Airtel line so as to reach and ‘Fikisha’ your 5X target for the day
Once you FIKISHA your 5X target, you will get a Confirmation SMS on target achievement, as well as a complimentary 500% airtime bonus to use across all networks. You can use the 500% airtime bonus to browse, SMS and make calls across all networks.
You will then be automatically entered into the daily draw for a chance to win a Toyota Axio, as well as other daily cash and airtime prizes.
So there you have it, THANK ME LATER!
