After The Nakuru Woman Confessed To Sleeping With Fresh Bodies, Here Are 4 Of The Most Explosive Kenyan Phone Calls Ever

I am sure most of you have listened to that Hero Radio clip where a woman in Nakuru confesses to sleeping with fresh dead bodies in order to maintain her wealth. Rose confesses to sleeping with dead bodies for the last three years and has no intentions of stopping the appalling act despite her husband threatening to leave her.

The clip has caught the country by storm and today we do a list of other viral phone calls that Kenyans are yet to forget .

To start us off:

1. Nicole and Muturi

So, Nicole invites Muturi for a booty call at 9, but Muturi is not up for a roll in the hay so he makes up excuses, he claims that he is exhausted and has an early morning. Nicole attempts to cajole Muturi and even goes to extreme measures to get Muturi’s ‘transformer’. She offers him specially cooked meat, even offers to pay for his taxi and throws compliments about how well-hung Muturi is. To be honest I’ve never heard a woman beg that hard for sex and I’ve never heard a man refuse it so hard.

Listen to the hilarious clip below:

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2. Busted Snake

This call was nothing short of terrifying. So a man called up Ciku after he found a snake in his house then on Valentine’s Day, a strange man came over to his matrimonial home. Then the strange man went to his bedroom in the company of his wife leaving him in the living room only to overhear them engaging in sex. The strange thing is he could do nothing,it was like he was under some sort of spell and all he could do was just sit helplessly during the whole ordeal.

Since he couldn’t explain what cut, he took off and  then when he came back, he met the strange man on his way out of his house, that’s when he confronted his lady .And the lady convinced him that he was hallucinating, and there was no one in the house.

When Ciku called her up to find out what was going on, one of the most terrifying conversations went down , a conversation you can listen to below:

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3. Caroline Mutoko and Mike Sonko

Back in 2013, Sonko called up Mike Sonko to ask him if his ‘development strategy’ of dishing out money to the needy was sustainable. The call got heated after Carol prodded him further asking him whether any plans to empower his people in order to prepare them for the future; for when he is gone.

The question is what broke the camel’s back and that’s when Sonko said “I think you are either under the influence of something or working for someone, you are manner-less you also smoke cigarettes all the time!”

Carol’s attempt to stop the train from crashing by going back to the topic at hand was futile. And her sarcastic laughter after Sonko got all wound up further agitated the already irked senator who went on to ask Carol ‘You how many people f**k you?’

Adding that ‘Wewe kwenda! Wewe mjinga kumbaff!I am going to deal with you and Chipukeezy” I will deal with your personally!Wewe nyege zako na sigara zako peleka huko carnivore !” before the line went dead.

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 Check out the other bizzare phone call next :

4.Ciku Muiruri and the Devil Worshiper

Ciku was on her usual ‘busting’ business, but the hunter soon became the hunted when she went head-on with a devil-worshipper named ‘Scoli’. Ciku played the role of a pastor by the name Wanjiru and called to find out if one of her caller’s fiancée ( Scoli) is a devil worshiper after he had heard rumors about it .

Here’s an excerpt from the conversation;

Ciku: Am calling you because I had a dream yesterday.

Scoli: A dream?

Ciku: Yes. In this dream I was told there’s something wrong with your soul. And I am the one who is supposed to provide answers for this darkness that you find yourself in.

(Silence)

Ciku: So I have called you to say that I want to pray for your soul and everything and anything that you need from me I’ll provide so that you can steer away from that darkness.

Skoli: Let’s start here, what are these evil that you have seen in your dream?

Skoli: Did this dream of yours show you what I’ve done to people like you?

(Long silence)

Ciku: People… People like me?

Scoli: Cos you think you’re the first person to call me? You think you’re the first person to dream about me? Let me tell you, I work for bigger things. Do you still want to pray for me or pray with me? Do you want me to tell you where you are right now? And how much I know about where you are right now Pastor Wanjiru? Did you think I also did not get information about your call today? Aren’t you in Westlands? Yeah, I can even feel you shaking in your shoes…black shoes!(Ciku was actually in black shoes ) Aren’t they? Okay pastor your dream told you it will be very easy to pray for me or pray with me?

Ciku: Don’t you seek salvation my child? Don’t you seek salvation?

Scoli: Am happy where I am. With what I do and the people i do it with… I was warned about you.

Ciku: You were warned me about me by who ?

Scoli:That does not matter, your dream is the one that told you everything that you think you know.

Ciku: Do you worship the devil?

Scoli: Do you want to join me if i do.What do you seek from the knowledge of me and from the one I serve?

Ciku:I seek salvation for you

Scoli: You seek salvation?As who?

Ciku: As pastor Wanjiru, as the person on the right side of this war between evil and good.

Scoli: We are not at war.

Ciku: When you take innocent lives are we not at war?

Scoli: When I do what you think I do, I do it for a reason. You give me a reason.

Ciku: Are you saying you kill people who interfere with whatever your plan is?

Scoli: I do what I need to do…

Listen to the rest of the conversation below;

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