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Masaibu ya Dunia! Popular Celebrity Cries Like a Baby After Losing Job, Girlfriend and Mpango wa Kando Days Before Valentines #20BobniMob

Have you ever been at that point in your life where everything just seemed to be going awry? Your girlfriend whom you have been dating for the last two years and who you have always thought was the one out of the blues proclaims she needs to figure herself out so you guys need time out.

Soon after, you get laid off at work and your side dish suddenly starts giving you blue ticks and before all this misfortunes can sink in, Vera Sidika suddenly declares she’s quitting instagram. Out with your thirst quencher as well!

Trust me I know the feeling and at that particular point in time you just wish the ground would just open up and swallow you up. It’s the only thing since you are totally skint and you can’t hit the bar and drink your problems away like everyone else.

Now the only thing about hitting rock bottom like that is that the only way to go is up and the best way to get back on your feet is by starting small like setting a target of sending out at least two job applications daily and reading motivational books. But then again how do you manage to do that considering you are on a tight budget?

I suggest you try out Unliminet 20 by Airtel. That thing has really gone the extra mile to get me out of the hell hole I was in a couple of weeks back. At only 20 bob a day, you are guaranteed 20 MB data; 8 minutes talk time and 20 sms’s. That by the way is to any network.

With that you can definitely browse through some job websites, make a couple of calls to some of the contacts you made along the way and also thirst on a couple of Huddah Monroe photos on instagram.

And whatsapp, Facebook and twitter are free so you can troll a few people while at it and start hollaing at Georgina your former colleague.

Dial *544# and get your life back.

About this writer:

Irari Ngugi

Lover of life, lover of big boobs and certified celebrity squasher. Catch me if you can on facebook as Irari Ngugi