8th April 2013: Ten things you should know this morning

Ladies and gentlemen, today is a morning that has indeed dawned beautifully! And i believe that your morning cup of tea will go down real well today. These are the morning Ice Cube sang about on his track “Today was a good day”. And trust that Uncle Chim Tuna can make it even better with todays ten things you should know this morning.

#1. Read well over seven thousand times (7,581 to be exact!), Mista Majani’s write up on “Meet The NaxVegas Sisters, and Find Out Why They Were Kissing In Public.”

#2. K24 Losing Reporters! The Staff Turnover Is Too High! Read about the story that was nipping at Mista Majani’s article here.

#3. My good lord Pulse has some of the most fantastic photographers! They really do know how to be on their paparazzi tip! Check out the photo gallery we got off their Facebook page here “More Photos Of What You Don’t Get To See Of NaxVegas Shenanigans!”

#4. Prezzo Asks Uhuru Kenyatta For A Post! Read about what El Prezidente himself had to tell the president.

#5. Oh goody! Another article from me! Good lord knows i only know how to dominate! But enough of my braggart self. Colonel Mustafa’s Girlfriend Speaks Out About His Gay Sex Drama! That is a must read!

#6. Camp Mulla Producer Explains Why Their Album Didn’t Do So Well. If you’re a fan or an artiste, this is a must read!

#7. FREE MUSIC: Download All Octopizzo’s Songs For Free Here

#8. Listen To Collo, STL And Mimmo’s Latest Release Floss Na Wewe.

#9. Mike Rua’s Response To ‘Deportation’ Allegations.

#10. DEAR HATERS: Redsan Did Not Steal The Beats For “Badder Than Most”