2nd April 2013: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Good morning April, and a good morning to all of you! Fatigue aside, y’all were pretty pissed by some of the April fools pranks that my fellow team members pulled yesterday. Oh well. This morning these are the ten things you should know about:

1. Nvdity is clearly a big deal in these streets and this somehwta nvde pic of Pendo drew quite the response. Here. 

2. Hot in the heels of that was Julie Gichuru’s appaerent move to K24. Here.

3. Not to be left behind was the story of Rick Ross gracing the inauguration bash. More here.

4. Getrude Mungai it is rumoured filed for divorce. 

5. Is Jaguar actually getting appointed a minister? 

6. Marya preggers? Read that here. 

7. Raila and Uhuru supposedly hit the studio together. Thing is, can these two sing? here. 

8. More Alai ‘controversy’ here. ? 

9. Then there’s that shocker that we could be heading to K24.  

10. Dennis Itumbi picked as government spokesman? More here.