Enough Of The Naija Vs Kenya Tweef! Nigeria Won. Move On!

Enough of this Kenya vs Nigeria tweef already! But you can read about it here. Yesterday i said i wouldn’t take sides but after reading some of the tweets on social media, i cannot remain so. I have to weigh in because alot of what’s being said about Nigeria is plain ignorance. Let’s just see how the 2 nations stack up against each other in matters pertaining to entertainment. Oh yeah, i’ll go there!

#1. Famous playwrites and book authors
Nigeria has this one won. Kenya is well beat. Nigeria has Chinua Achebe but the response to that would be Ngugi a Thiong’o. But Kenya draws a blank when we mention Wole Soyinka Kenya draws a blank. When i mention Chimamanda Ngozie Adichie you again draw a blank. Nigeria has it!

#2. Entertainers and celebrities.
Do i have to speak about this one? No. You know so many internationally acclaimed Nigerian entertainers yet the can mention even one  Kenyan artist. Trust me on this one.

#3. Movies
Nollywood, billions. Of naira and dollars! Riverwood? Uhm sit down son!
But Kenya has Nairobi half life. Take a seat Naija. This is a draw.

#4. Women love us!
I know this isn’t entertainment related but it has to be said. Kenyan women can’t help it. Ask yourself how Uncle Chim came about…

#5. Sports
Football. While what Naija has done to Kenya is humiliating and unnecessary, it has to be said, “African Champions”! And on Saturday i will be at Oxygen watching Kenya get yet another drubbing.
However, Kenya is awesome at rugby. We were number 2 world wide at some point this year. See what i did there? Being a point5, i can switch whenever it suits me.
This one is a draw. Saturday will be a massacre!

But when all is said and done, Dangote! BOOM SHAKA LAKA!