Robert Alai Finally Finds A Real Job
It would seem that TheSstandard Media Group has decided to do what i believed to be unthinkable: They have hired the venom tongued Robert Alai!
That’s right, Alai who once infamously tweeted that he wants to see more Kileleshwa residents violently robbed and possibly even raped now works for the Standard’s new subsidiary “The Nairobian” where he pens false articles no doubt about how I was at Blankets and Wines f*nger*ng girls with reckless abandon!
Kudos Standard, I tilt my hat to you for such an impeccable decision to hire Robert Alai. And no, I’m not being sarcastic. The chap is highly intelligent and controversial. The type of face a brand can be packaged around.
