Mike Sonko Book Finally Published

After the long wait for the much anticipated book that documents the life of the newly-elected Nairobi senator, Gideon Mbuvi AKA Mike Sonko, the book has finally been published and ready to hit the shelves.

Strategically coinciding with the youthful politician’s triumph of the Nairobi Senate seat, the books’ sales is expected to hit the ceiling. The main character in the book is not associated by the politician, though they look alike, somehow. Dubbed “The Adventures of Mike Mbuvi Sonko” the book was authored by Ronald Wamumali, a student at Egerton University who is soon to graduate with a BS in Biological Science.

Here’s the synopsis;

“We took an oath brother. BISCUITS IN, BISCUITS OUT and that means we die for the course. Mbuvi has proved himself a good soldier. If he dies in the process, he will get a damn good spanking alright, but will be a symbol of courage for the rest of the brotherhood.”
Otiende grabbed the radio and instructed Mbuvi to carry on. It is not our fault that some have to die, he said. But if that was what it took for an assured good life in future for the brotherhoods fraternity, then so be it!
“Roger that sir. The subject has passed by.” Mbuvi answered in a dry whisper.
“What is your situation?” Otiende asked. His stomach was rumbling miserably. His efforts trying to conceal it were futile. He yawned and asked the same question over the radio. The so-called radios were made out of a blue band kadogoo metallic container.
“Spooky.” Mbuvi replied in the still darkness.
“Yes it is. But remember, your family has been heavily compensated all ready. A new husband has been found for your wife.” Otiende joked lightheartedly.
“What does he look like?”Mbuvi inquired.
“Will Smith.” Omondi joked.
“I thought we had an agreement you guy!” Mbuvi growled.
“She won’t forget you. The brotherhood will see to it that your pictures stay put on the walls.”
“Is he good in bed?” Mbuvi asked.
“I AM STRAIGHT!” Omondi and Otiende chorused.
“I know. I just want to settle in purgatory not having to watch my wife screaming my memories away every night! Make Will Smith go away. Find her a less hot dude!”
“Affirmative ha-ha, Will smith will be deported back to Hollywood tonight. So go ahead and make us all proud… may the devil be with you!”

Interested? Click HERE to purchase it.