11th of March 2013: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Good morning fine people! Today being the first Monday of the new political dispensation, we have all the real news you need to know. That’s if you’re tired of being saturated with political news. Uncle Chim Tuna has just what you need to know this gloomy Monday.

#1. Our very own Jeff Omondi stumbled across Kenyans Getting Creative With The Presidential Tally. Check out that article here.

#2. Abduba Dida Is Solid Evidence That The TV Presidential Debate Works. Read why Kibali Moreithi feels that to be a valid argument here.

#3. Blazing Kenyan Rapper With Links To Illuminati Tells Us How He Nearly Committed Incest! Read about that here.

#4. Former Tausi Star rises to become Women’s Rep. Find that who that is here.

#5. Prezzo’s First Outing Since Goldie’s Passing! Check out the photos of that here!

#6. Size 8 is Now Julie Gichuru’s Brand Ambassador. Check out what that involves here.

#7. 5 Things I Would Do If I Looked Like Huddah Monroe! Read what i’d do here.

#8. The Voluptuous Vera Becomes Charitable With Her Goods. Photos included.

#9. Former BBA Contestant Explains How Her Political Detractors Tried To Release Her Nvde Photos. Read about that by clicking this link.

#10. Renowned Poet Highlights International Women’s Day Celebrations in Arusha. Find out what that was all about here.