Totally Hilarious!! Kenyan Athlete Murders English During His Interview

This needs no description lest the humour is lost. Read for yourself and listen to the full audio interview below. Enjoy!

Kass Journalist: We have one of competitors in the Kassfm International Marathon. Ah What is your name?

Jalis: My name is Jalis *Charles* Lakong (panting) In the marathon is very fine, in the starting, in the coming, in the sprint, in the going in the CHEPARPAR, in the moving in the hill work, in the going in the chepterit in the hill is so yaani KOCHULAT koleatkoto gos inie in the church of SDA, in the rush hours in the people in the coming of the group in the Kachololkong kotis piik in the coming in the people, alongside, people not less than 416 in bracket. in so that when you go in the mosoriot in the close in the open the gap yes the gepping divert in the airport no people as a group in the back.

Kass Journalist: If i may ask what made you run well from the airport?

Jalis: No when am in the airpor, in the pipo in the water, the blue hills water in the giving in the me in the take take, me take water, in the me in the capture the water in the hand in the going in the airport. Not Langas, we call ngomwa in Kapseret is the 12Km remain me I am going now and then in the swing in the hands and i used the Chesti in the bracket i leave pipol when kilene kuskong kikurene eng kingereza in the look back No pipol! No pipol! and am happy me going in the rush hours and this infront aaro kambet katarchin yo.

Kass Journalist: And who are you dedicating this race to?

Jalis: Dedicate to my new marriage I have new wife in the house.

Kass Journalist: What is the name?

Jalis: Shes calling Alice Jebet Lakongy

[A Kale Would Say]