Was Ghafla’s Chim Obiajulu Caught F*nger*ng A Girl At Blankets? Robert Alai Has The Photos!

Yesterday i got a call from a very good friend; the beautiful Linda Naisalei. She told me to check my DM. I didn’t. Had no credit and the shops are too far.

I checked my DM today in the morning. She had sent a Direct Message to me informing me that a photo of me was circulating the internets in which i was f*nger*ng a lass. I am a vainglorious schmuck so i was excited to hear that the internets were rife with tales of my indiscretions. Here is the offensive photo;

PS: Walalahoi is a twitter troll account run by Robert Alai.

I was however disappointed to find that the photo which Robert Alai purported depicted me getting cosy with a lass wasn’t me. It was just a pathetic attempt from Robert Alai to tarnish my already murky image. Infact, the photo doesn’t allow for anyone to identify the lucky lad.

On Sunday night, I actually went home alone after watching mighty Nigeria flex puny Ivory Coast. I went to an empty bed sadly. If indeed i was the lad in question, i would atleast have had company for the night.

And just so the internets know who i am next time, i have two tattoos on my neck, a tattoo on my wrist and 3 on my torso. My hair is wiry so i look like i have a neglected perm when it grows long.

Why this troll article you ask? Well, like i said, Chimwani Obiajulu is a vainglorious douchebag who couldn’t pass up the chance to force-feed Robert Alai his own bull*defecate*. Plus i enjoy a good laugh. But here’s the photo. You decide if i was the lad in question:

<The lucky devil!>