OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT KIBAKI

As Kenya turned 49 last week, President Kibaki’s legacy for the past decade was the focus of the celebrations. However, one Kenyan, Blak Aende, had a few things to ask from the president before he retires next year. Blak is one individual who’s full of humour and you’ll realize that from his letter. Take a look;

Dear Mr. President

On 12/12/12,many Kenyans celebrated You for the great things U did as president.
Thika Road, The New Constitution, Free Primary Education, Syokimau Train, Lamu
Port, Better Democracy e.t.c are some of the great things U did as PRESIDENT.

HOWEVER ,KENYANS r requesting U ,now that u still have 3 months in office,to do a
few more things for them. THESE INCLUDE;

.Changing the country’s Name ” KENYA ” into 25Flow.
.Giving “NAMELESS ” a name.
.Sending Size 8 to Congo on a peace-keeping mission–and making sure she stays at the FRONT LINE.
.Feeding Eric Omondi.
.Fix an IDLERS DAY in the calender.
.Sponsoring Martha Karua for a salon experience—to change that hairstyle,FOR ONCE.
.Make the Weekend begin on Thursday
.Jail Bob Collymore
.Order Employers to allow job-seekers to include “FACEBOOKING” as working experience
.Change the name “PRESIDENT” to “ADMIN “
.Allow Kenyans to carry guns ….so that ,If someone doesnt reply ua text……..
.Make the sun to start rising at 9.30am latest!
.Make Julie Gichuru single !
.Expand the road to heaven
.Ban Afro-cinema

AHSANTE SANA BWANA RAIS.