Raving In Lang’ata: Offroad, A Tale Of Raw Sewage And Fun!

Over the weekend half of the Ghafla All Stars and I went out to enjoy our weekend.

Well, actually, more like we started indoors; Ghafla World Offices to be more specific. And from here, we moved on to a couple of joints finally ending up at Off Road Lang’ata. The ambience was electric. The lasses were dressed to the nines, the lads were just your usual under dressed Kenyan yobs but the atmosphere was party atmosphere at it’s finest!

The designated driver Fox (who always seems to come up short -always being designated driver- was impressed to the point of comparing Off Road to Volar… Riiiiight!

Anyway, our night of revelry begun! first off, the bouncers are of the greedy variety. they asked even me for a bribe because the establishment only allows 25 year old in… I’m 24 for the love of sunshine! And you know I don’t bribe my way into anywhere! We got in and found the place at capacity! So we had to find a place to jam outside the club itself.

After the usual routine of saying hi to friends and catching up (met Patrick and he’s doing fine thanks for asking) a friend of the company’s showed me a sight that blew my mind away… Bobo showed me that Off Road has a sewerage problem! And guys didn’t mind the stench! Actually some drunken lout was comfortable sitting right atop the lid and it was overflowing with human defecate!

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So much for your Volar comparison Fox! Some drunk even started playing in the stream of effluent like little children do to the chagrin of everyone around him! picture if you will, an under dressed adult kicking and splashing around in sewer discharge. And that is the point at which I decided to call it a night!

We left everyone else to enjoy their uhm… sewage induced drunken stupor.