Uncle Chim Tuna’s Open Letter To Gay Bashing Club, iyClub
Ghafla has never done a single negative story until today. But these are all my views and Ghafla shouldn’t be held accountable.
This is an open letter to iyClub and it’s management. You don’t know me. But incase you want to, i’m in a white tee today and it has two badges on the left side.
Because i am dealing with such myopia, let me first say that i am a heterosexual male. I can however empathize with the poof called Gerald* (not his real name) whom you saw fit to pursue and humiliate in another person’s place of business KENCHIC. To say that i was moved by the narration of what he must have had to endure is an understatement. I am disgusted!
Here is a man of an alternative lifestyle to yours who is minding his own business trying to sate his hunger and your bouncer pursues him into Kenchic and begins to harass him. Is it a shocker that bouncers like politicians are some of the most hated individuals walking God’s Earth?
Why did publicly humiliating Gerald seem like a good idea to you? And to make matters worse for him, your theatre of the stupidity had it’s opening performance right infront of his sister! Why would humiliating him infront of his sister not to mention Kenchic’s clientele seem like a good idea? I forgot we already covered why it seemed like a good idea; you hire people whose iQ leaves us befuddled as to how they muster the mental activity necessary for bodily functions such as defecating!
Enough of the bile but just for a second and not any longer. Let’s take a look at the facts:
#1. Gerald was minding his own and probably not even being gay. He was just paying for a meal.
#2. Kenchic isn’t your business so you weren’t minding your own. you are like a village milk maid who after milking even the bulls has nothing better to do than harass innocent Kenyans. Our offices are at Eagle House. If any gay walks in and you come after him i will be glad to show you to the exit… By throwing you out of the window but only because i want to save you from the shame of falling down the stairs!
#3. You then sent this response to Uncle Chim Tuna that said: “we repeat it again money from gays and lesbians patrons is not ALLOWED in Tacos or kenchic, if any gay or lesbian happens to be seen inside the club or kenchic will be throw out and taken authorities.take your money else where we don’t want or need u.”
And here’s why your response is a stupid one:
#1. Kenchic isn’t your business. And to think that the staff at Kenchic would allow you to harass their clients makes me think they not only deep fry chicken, they employ them.
#2. Gerald wasn’t being a nuisance. And he is a Kenyan. A Kenyan with rights like any other. His rights should be respected unless he was forcing his gayness in your face which he wasn’t. You have the right of admission only to iyClub. Not to Kenchic.
#3. Your response was what i would like to call grammartical garbage. Your English teacher must be so proud of you! You went through the education system and somehow managed not to learn how to write like an adult! Here’s a brick, now beat yourself unconcsious!
At the end of the day i cannot tell you how to run your business. You are an adult (even though you’ve exhibited the emotional maturity of a foetus) and can run your affairs as you see fit. Indeed, you reserve the right of admission into your premises but certainly not into Kenchic. And just to drive that point home i shall buy you lunch at Kenchic… That’s if they serve broken shards of glass and unicorn bile mingled with orphan tears.
Leave poofs, fairies, gays, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and leprechauns alone!
