The Earthdance VIP Ticket Might Be Kshs. 6,000, But This is What It Gets You

The Earthdance VIP tickets are going for a seemingly unreasonable price of Kshs. 6,000. But this is what the premium ticket for the two-day dance music event will get you.

Access to VIP tent
Private staffed bar
Private luxury toilets (I don’t know what this is, but I assume it comes with a personal gonad masseuse)
Free bitings all night (veg and non-veg)
The occassional free shooter platter (I don’t know what that is)
Comfortable seating spaces
Fire places (in case the dancing isn’t making you sweat enough)
Free Sheesha

Check out where to get advance tickets early and how to book accomodation here. Normal tickets will not be upgraded on the event day.