GHAFLA EXPLORES: 5 Lies Kenyan Men Tell When They Want Lungula

Kenyan men will do anything to get a woman to bed, I included (though all not the time). But women don’t just give up the cookie easily. They are stubborn. They are wired to be stubborn. They want to protect their little kingdom down there. They want to make sure only worthy kings enter. As a result, Kenyan men conjure up all forms of lies to get the nooky. Here are some of the most common

Kam tuwatch movie

The movie excuse is mostly used by young guys who are 25 years and below. And it’s always a trap. I used this one several times too until I realized how dumb it is. . When she comes over for the ‘movie’, you try as best as possible to initiate the bedroom action. ‘Kam tuwatch movie’ simply means ‘Kam tuact movie yetu’

Sio sex tu nataka

We say this in order to make ladies feel that they are not being used. Even when we pretend sex is not on our minds … it is. When a man first becomes acquainted with a woman of interest, the thing on his mind is exchanging orgasms with that woman at some point in the near or distant future.

A lady’s other desirable qualities and non-sexual attributes do not come into play until later.

Niko single

This is obviously one of the commonest lies men tell just so they can get in the sheets with a lady. They know that saying they have a lady can hamper their chances, and they don’t want that; so they claim being single to boost their chances of getting laid.

Nitaingiza kichwa tu

This is the classic phrase used by men on naive girls and virgins. What’s more surprising is that a lot of women believe it. Ladies, the head cannot go in alone. As soon as it enters, the body will want a piece of the action.

Nakupenda

Even if a guy has only known a chic for a week, he will still lie to her how she’s the only one. Men use the ‘I love you’ card just to make women perceive them as noblemen who have genuine interests. The phrase ‘Ni wewe tu’ is meant to reassure a lady that you love her and that there’s no one else. As a result, she develops trust and lets her guard down and serves the goodies. it’s that simple.