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A Perfect Getaway With Corazon Kwamboka. What You Need to Know and Have #ejijipay

So it’s a Saturday afternoon, you’re all teed up in True Religion jeans, Jordans on and smelling like a million dollars- literally. That mulla has also just checked in and you’re just about to go celebrate with none other than Corazon Kwamboka.

You get to town, park and head straight to Java where you meet your date looking all lovely in a gorgeous sun dress which clearly shows off that dazzling figure. You even get confused for a minute or ten! And guess what, she actually likes you and agrees to your random plan of heading to Naivasha for dinner.

You both head out only to find your car clamped because apparently you couldn’t find the parking attendant; again! Even though you can swear you looked around in all corners and could not find them. It clearly is not your fault but of course this paints you as a fake, cheap wannabe impostor. Despite your best cajoling, begging and attempts at bembelezaring, (you even offer her a trip to Nigeria to make up for the embarrassment)- mamacita doesn’t take this lightly. She will not budge and cancels your plans all the same, leaving you muttering silent curses at those damned kanjo.

Very depressing I can attest but cheer up as there is now eJiji Pay. This is a new service by Nairobi City County that will make your life easier. I’m talking parking fees, business permits, land rates and basically anything you owe Nairobi County from the comfort of your phone or PC. No more chasing after ghost parking attendants!

Follow the easy steps below, and you can be sure Corazon will be waiting for you in Naivasha: you can thank Nairobi City County later!

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Irari Ngugi

Lover of life, lover of big boobs and certified celebrity squasher. Catch me if you can on facebook as Irari Ngugi