After Some Gay Men Approached Him, Colonel Mustafa Decides To Change

Recently, Colonel Mustafa was recently hit on by some homosexual men at iyClub.

That’s ironic, because iyClub management have come out with strong-worded messages against gays, yet the place is known for being a place where gay people and prostitutes hang out.

So initially, Mustafa said that the incident was, “the most shocking thing ever in my life.” His girlfriend even weighed in on the matter.

But now Colonel has changed tact. In a statement, he announced that he has developed a new alter ego, Mudashiro(pictured) in response to gay advances:

“They thought I was gay, Mudashiru came in response. Mudashiru is my alter ego that lives in me and upon being hit on, he appears. LENGA STRESS.”

I know there are two sides to the gay debate. The more liberal among us believe that gay people should live and let live, while the more conservative amongst us believe that gays should be condemed. What do you guys think of Colonel Mustafa’s move to defend himself against gays?