After Using This, Your Bedroom Experience Will Never BeThe Same Again. Are You Ready?
It’s Friday evening, you’ve met a hot chic at a club, showered her with outpourings of flirtatious speech and somehow she has ended up in your house.
You take her to bed, show her your ultimate bedroom game but just as she’s about to reach her climax, your phone rings. The device is just next to you so you can’t ignore the call. Your girlfriend is calling….yes your real girlfriend. You know you can’t ignore because she’s the drama type. She’ll definitely suspect you are with someone. You go ahead and answer.
Unfortunately the volume of your smartphone is too high. Your girlfriend shouts, “Hey baby.” The chic you just brought into the house hears that and she instantly gets mad. You told her you were single, You told her you were not a player.That’s why she agreed to sleep with you.
She gets out of bed, storms out of your house and vanishes into the dark of night. Since she’s in a hurry, she forgets her earrings. You happen not to notice them because you seldom arrange your house.
Your girlfriend shows up the next day in the afternoon. She finds the earrings. You have no solid excuse. She dumps you. Double tragedy in less than 24 hours
There’s no need to fret if you dread such a situation. The world’s leading sexual wellbeing brand, Durex, has come up with a simple yet effective solution that does the double job of keeping you out of trouble as well as helping you enjoy sex more. The makers of the World’s number one condom brand have developed an App that synchronises phones to sleep together, so couples can too. In easier words, the app allows you to set a duration of time during which you intend to make love to someone. Between the start and stop time, your phones won’t ring. You’ll get a notification later on after you are done and ready to talk on the phone.
So how would the app have been useful to a guy who found himself in the above situation? In the process of wooing the ‘one-night stand’ girl he should have convinced her to try out this new marvelous app. His girlfriend’s call wouldn’t have interrupted the romp with his new playmate. The girl would have left happy in the morning and she probably wouldn’t have forgotten her earrings. The best part? The guy’s girlfriend wouldn’t have found any earrings hence the guy wouldn’t have been dumped. Awesome
This is just an example for the naughty boys. Couples who want to improve their love lives can use this app too. Research has shown that women are unlikely to get an orgasm if the sex keeps on getting interrupted. So for peaceful, enjoyable lovemaking, Durex has the solution for you. First Step: Buy the Durex Condom. Second Step: Convince your partner to install the Durex App and you’ll be good to go.
The ‘Durex Connect’ app is currently available for free on Google Play Store (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.durex.reconnect&hl=en_GB) and is compatible with Android smart phones, and will be out soon on iOS. At your convenience, the will simply mask your phones’ home screen, effectively putting the handsets to sleep and removing all distractions.
The app was developed after a Durham University research, which revealed that up to 40% of people globally, delay having sex because of technology, largely smart phones and tablets. The research results were supported by an online video, released on Wednesday, 11th March ( http://youtu.be/O925jNVmpOQ ), featuring couples on their emotional journey, and highlighting the serious issue that we are becoming enslaved to technology. Disturbingly, a third of the couples visiting the website admitted to interrupting sex in order to answer their phone.
The app comes as a final chapter to the ‘Durex Connect’ campaign, just in time for Earth Hour celebrated globally every year on the last Saturday of March. (www.earthhour.org). Earth Hour was started by World Wide Fund for Naturein 2007 as a lights-off event to raise awareness about climate change. Earth Hour encourages individuals, communities, households and businesses to turn off their non-essential lights for one hour, from 8:30 to 9:30 p.m. as a symbol for their commitment to the planet.
Rachel Bloodworth, Head of Public Engagement at WWF-UK, said: “Durex’s Connect campaign is a great awareness driver of that need to reconnect, and we hope it inspires people to really think about how much we all need to make the time to stop and enjoy the world around us.
“Earth Hour is a huge symbolic display of the need to protect our planet. But it is something more – it’s an hour when we can all switch off and reconnect with the things that are important to us.”
Ukonwa Ojo, Head of Global Brand Equity at Durex comments: “The Durex Connect film followed the volunteer couples on an emotional and reflective journey where they came to terms with their true obsession with technology in their relationships, and the campaign has really highlighted this on a global scale.
“The huge number of people visiting Durexlabs sign-up page, twinned with the compelling research by Durham University really opened our eyes at Durex, and we decided to launch an app after all! As we approach Earth Hour at 8.30pm on March 28th, we invite couples around the world to discover this app that could truly enhance their sex lives.”
Wel, what are you waiting for?
