All Roads Lead To Changes Tonight!
First off, Happy birthday Dean! Now we can proceed.
Tonight, if you’re going out, i hope to see you at Changes. The end. What more could i say to convince you that you should come out to Changes? Perhaps i should talk about the offers aye? Maybe i should tell you that up until midnight, you can get 3 beers at 400/- aye? That translates to you spending 135/- per beer.
But maybe that’s not it. You don’t even drink so talking about great offers on beers doesn’t tickle your fancy aye? Well if you dance or you just enjoy good music, then this is the place for you tonight. The DJ on deck will be Kaytrixx the Entertainer. Trust me when i say that he never disappoints. You will dance until your feet file for emancipation! That’s just how Kaytrixx is! He’s that beast on the turntable! And there’s no joking about his business, his passion. Check out a picture of Kaytrixx medidating at home before a show here.
No, you strike me more as a lad who steps out to mingle with fine women aye? no worries baba! Changes has you covered. If what you seek is face time with some lovely ladies, they’ll be out at Changes. And ladies, if you’re looking for the grown and sexy lads, they’ll all be out at Changes. What more could you possibly want? But if you want the swag crowd, check elsewhere. The mature folk will be out tonight trying to live it up.

So what more could you want? If you like that red carpet entrance, you have that. All of it, not just half! And with that i lay my pen down.
I know i was wasting my time all along because you already knew you had your mind made up aye? I’ll catch you at Changes tonight! Boom Shaka Laka!
