Baba Ghafla, Jeff Koinange, Ezekiel Kemboi And A Couple Of Other Famous Kenyan Men Who Can Make Great Husbands For Socialite Vera Sidika
Masses claim Vera Sidika is a Kenyan showbiz genius and a thoroughly nice babe. I tend to disagree but that’s beside the point. I’m aware that she isn’t the kind of girl to settle down but imagine if she was to put a ring on it. Who would be the best suitor for her? Well, since I’m good at making recommendations, I decided to narrow down some of the most eligible candidates for her hand in marriage. Drum rolls and here we go
Baba Ghafla
Last year, Baba Ghafla was included in the Drum’s ‘Top 100 Movers And Shakers’ list so I don’t think Vera can shun him. She will gladly say yes when he proposes. The only problem is when the divorce finally happens and property has to be divided. Then it happens that Ghafla be among the property that Vera is allocated as part of the divorce settlement. The unpredictable socialite just decide to convert Ghafla into a Salon or shoe store for ladies. My job will now be to explore weaves from Eastlando women. Or maybe she’ll punish me by making me the janitor since I have the habit of writing negative stuff about her.And then she would make it her life’s mission as my boss to always launch horrendously pompous, ssnobbish and offensive verbal assaults on me.
Jua Cali
The genge veteran would be perfect for Vera because he will always trick her into limiting the amount of money she spends. With his trademark prolonged words, he would starta conversation with his wife Vee, then go:
Jua Cali: Veraaaaaaaa
Vera: Eeeh
Jua Cali: unajua niajeeee?
Vera: niajeee?
Jua Cali: Kitu yoyote nitakupatia leo, utachukua ti kiasiiiiiii
(The Jua Cali takes out cash and Vera frowns)
Ezekiel kemboi
The decorated athlete will be perfect for Vera since she can accompany him to Boston Marathon, London Marathon, Berlin Marathon and Beijing marathon. The only problem is that he will have to call her ‘Fera’ instead of Vera.
Kemboi: Aki my tarling Fera. Hiyo haga yako si iko chonjo kapsa. Ebu tingisa gitogo nione, Na iyo ngosi yako nyororo inakaa tu Mursik.
Vera; OMG
Jaguar
Jaguar and Vera could make the perfect couple. However, Jaguar would encounter one major problem which would be keeping the socialite ‘one centimeter’ close to him. You see, Vera likes hoping from one country to another. Mara she’s in Dubai, mara she’s in Nigeria so I wonder how the flamboyant singer would manage that.. Jaguar loves singing about ‘kioo’ but the other bulky problem he’ll have to face is being Vera’s real ‘kioo’ when she pesters him with the annoying musings of “Beby how do I look? Is the make up too much? ” What about in the morning when she has no make-up on? Oooof – World War Z scenes
Jeff Koinange
Vera would love the sweet nothings and exaggerated praises that would come out of this great TV Personality’s mouth.
Jeff: Oh my wamae. My sweet Vera. What an a$s! What a b)oty! You don’t make this stuff up. Wow! My goodness! Damn! I love you girl! I cherish you like my Cuban Cigars. Listen guys! You won’t find such a girl anyway else. Only in my arms. Where I’m all romantic, all the time..
Vera: Awwwww…aki Jeff you are so sweet. Xoxo
