Brown-Eyed Socialite Vanessa Chettle Accused of Being a Con-Woman

People say that socialites do not have to work hard, but being a socialite in Kenya is hard work. You are better off lifting stones at a mjengo because maintaining your Instagram-worthy lifestyle as a socialite is not easy. E No Easy…ooh.

You have to have high-end phones no mulika-mwizi’s for you, lustrous hair from foreign countries and state of the art cars to get the recognition you deserve. But what happens when one cannot keep up with the likes of Vera?

What happens when you can only afford to rummage through mtush and Gikosh? What happens when the only bottle of Chateau Margaux you could ever afford is one brewed at a questionable distillery by Nairobi River?

You find dodgy means to remain relevant such a stealing, drinking and dashing and for some shopping and dashing.
Vanessa got herself into a pickle after allegedly shopping then refusing to pay up. The result was her being hang to dry on Buyers Beware.

Sorry people for the suspense, was trying reach the “shoshoret” on phone.

Well everything went on well, but as soon as I said why I was calling her, she kept saying ” I can’t hear you” can’t hear you ” Ari” ?

So, told her she has been exposed as the shoshorate who hangs about on borrowed clothes and we are going to put her pics on FB to warn people.

She goes like, well my pictures are all over FB aaaannd, hangs up.

She said, ” stop bothering me for cheap small money” and the line was dead.

So, y’all sellers out there, be aware. Never know you might be next. It might only be 1500kshs she is owing but deni hata ” fiu” ni mbeca.

5:14pm
Joan Joanna

Hello Atty,
I want to shame one Vanessa Chettle, shes a ‘socialite’ whom i got to sell dresses for her events but she doesn’t pay. She owes me sh 1500. Might be little money but i can do something all the same.
I sold her 3 dresses in different times. She had a mzungu husband in which she made me chase around to get the cash instead of telling him herself.

For the 3rd dress, she said she’ll pay herself in which it has been a cat and mouse game. Stood me up in town one time.everytime i call her she promises to send immediately but that never happens. I would appreciate if you helped me get the cash.

Attempts to reach Vanessa for her comment on this matter proved futile as our calls went unanswered.