Cabu Gah Speaks Out About Huddah Monroe!
Cabu Gah has broken his silence and like Poseidon, he is ready to rouse rabble! If you don’t understand what I mean, I suggest you google Poseidon! but away from that and back to Cabu Gah, he has decided to tell Kenya what he thinks about Kenya’s BBA 8 representative Huddah Monroe.
Here’s what he had to say:
“I credit Shee Walcott Waruinge for bringing Huddah Munroe to my attention…I was told she was a twitter bigwig and was quite a big deal in that world…I am not exactly a sworn twitter afficionado,so I wouldnt have known her that much.
I also got to learn that she’s the ‘Queen of Tweef’ ,the twitter equivalent of beef. And I was told that NO ONE messes with Huddah Munroe because she can shred up your sorry ass with the mercy of Adolf Hitler! Uh,Uh…And the likes of Vera Sidika (Who is this? Uncle Chim Tuna does not know her!), the booty bomb,are a testimony to the verocity of Huddah’s tenacious tweets!
But WHO EXACTLY IS HUDDAH MONROE? First and foremost,her two names are sooo foreign-sounding that I was shocked she was even a typical Kenyan. Also,I got to browse thru her ample cache of photos and,OH MY GOD,this b*tch is F*CKING BEAUTIFUL! And Hey! She’s such a photo lover that she practically takes photos ANYWHERE,ANYTIME!
She could be involved in a grisly road crash AND STILL pose for a few sexy photos! Yup,next to her mangled car! She could be in church,in the queue,going for sacrament and still steal some minutes to pose for a couple seedy photos WITH the sacrament! And her gorgeous arms thrown around the beffudled Priest! Yes,she literary WORSHIPS photos!
Huddah Monroe IS a SOCIALITE. A socialite is a high-powered person,especially female,who spends ALL of her life showing up for VIP events,hobnobbing with the powerful,dating celebrities,carrying around pet dogs,posing for semi-nvde photos,gate-crashing red carpets and drinking herself silly!
Socialites are super gorgeous,insanely beautiful,rather rich,spoilt,kinda blonde,party-loving and they adore attention!
AND THATS THE BEST DESCRIPTION FOR SEXY HUDDAH.
Huddah has more nvde photos than the total bill for Ruto’s Hustler Jet…she has been rumoured to be dating the King of Bling,Prezzo and also the King of Bullsh*t,Ian Mugoya.
She is rumoured to be filthy rich,though Shee Waruinge,another budding socialite,told me a WHOLE DIFFERENT story!
Anyway,I heard that Big Brother PICKED Huddah Monroe as Kenya’s Representative to the House! WOW! What a perfect fit! SHE’s EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED. Exactly.
Big Brother is all about alchoholism,nudity,spontaneous sex and endless cursing AND Huddah is the PERFECT epitome of EVERYTHING Big Brother promotes!
Huddah drinks like a Kiambu mechanic,swears like Snoop Dogg’s daughter,goes nvde anytime,anywhere and is rumoured to be a confessed sex practitioner!
Yeeeeeeeeah! THATS MY GIRL! Thats My Bitch!
Huddah,WE ARE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY! Do Your thing,teach ’em a few tricks,spice thngs up,get super crazy,sex up tha whole flipping house! Yeah,drink yourself stupid if you want! Teach those cats a couple crazy 254 bitch rules!
And,above all,BRING BACK THE DOLLARS HOME! Win that shit! Cuz,Baby,You were born a WINNER!
Go,Go Huddah! We got Yo nvde back!
Kenya,
Lets put the hate aside and support a sister. Yes,lets vote,vote,vote!
I HAVE 100% faith in Huddah. And so should You.
#team254,FOREVER”
Not sure whether sarcastic or sincere! but I love him for standing up for Lynda Nyangweso!
