Chics, Here’s How to Tell Whether You Suck in Bed: Jua Cali

So this morning Jua Cali was on 1Fm trying to solve your relationship issues. It happened that some random chic wrote in complaining that after a one-night stand the dude did not pick her calls afterwards. Her problem? She wanted to know whether she was a total waste in bed.

“Ukiona sichukui simu yako ujue ilikua mbaya sana!!!” declared the genge musician. Asked on whether he has ever had the fruit and bounced, Jua Cali was candid enough to admit that he indeed has. He continued to say that it is so difficult to tell a chic in the face that she is bad in bed and that the best way to express it is by ignoring her calls after the encounter.

“Dame msharp ataread tu signs,” articulated Jua Cali “Besides, akiona nimemwacha then chali mwingine amwache ye ajijazie tu.” I know some of you will argue that that is a coward move to pull but so be it.

In other unrelated news, Jua Cali is currently working on his Tugenge Yajayo album will is rumored to be dropped soon.