Churchill Asks His Fans What They Would Do If They Had a Day with Him, Receives Craziest Responses Ever

In a bid to connect with his close to half a million fans on his Facebook page, veteran stand-up comedian Daniel Ndambuki AKA Churchill AKA Mwalimu King’ang’i asked them what they would do if they had just a day with him and boy, did the fans have a field day responding.

Looking at some of the responses one can’t help but wonder what goes in the minds of some people. Take a look at some of the over three hundred comments;

Betty Toi Missos: Best rape case will be recorded in Kenya

Sir-me Max: I Will ask u why Eric Omondi is not married n ur always with him and there’s pretty gals in the city?

Agness Wanja: take you to the most expensive hotel and make sure you pay all the bills (yaani kukufilisisha)

Rodgers Achoki Orori: I’ll rob you.

Martha Njau: close all the doors n windows n only God knows….

Emily Muthamia: I’l capture photo of you and I then lunch and evening date

Virginia Mbutha: I would ask u for some reasonable amount of money

Dunnie Kamacha: pickpocket u

Meccabih Samirah: nikupeleke kiambu uchunge zile ngombe ziko na mimba ndiyo yule jamaa asinyemelee

Connie Cielo: I wud let u knw how hav bn havin a crush on u 4 a long tym now. Then 1 thing wud lead 2 another. Ndúú ti ndúúka!!

Stv Sosa: I will turn gay

Shem Gachara: Najaribu kukuosha na jik nione kama utakuwa atleast brown kiasi

Eunice Shikoh: beg u to transfer ur money in my bank account.

Mo Maggy: I cld want to meet ur otha siblings ndo njue kama nyi wote ni makaa.

Winnie Nkatha: jst stare at u

Dayniece Spaxx Njenga: beat u 50 canes thn ask u ow it feels

Mwikali Agness: U really dnt want to knw… .

Ali Nzuki: nitakulewesha kabisa nione vile we ubhav ukiwa mlevi n nikutese baadaye!

SMH.