Comedian Otoyo Enumerates The Guidelines For “Mpango Wa Kandos”

Are you in a clandestine affair with a married man and don’t know how to go about it? Sit back and relax, comedian Otoyo AKA Otos has got you covered. Take a look;

1 – Acknowledge your place in the relationship.

2 – You are his mpango wa kando because he is not happy at home. Please dont give him hell, he’s had enough of that at home.

3 – Don’t call or text him after 5pm. Tell him everything you want before 5pm, he’ll be @home after 5pm, he doesn’t have to switch off his phone or put it on silent mode because of you.

4 – You are not his family. Leave his family out of it.

My two cents: it’s never that serious, take it in with a pinch of salt.